What did Homer say when he didn't bag a female deer on the hunting trip?

"Doe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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John went deer hunting but he couldn’t find his doe, so he

Tractor

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Why did the redneck bring a bazooka deer hunting?

He wanted to get the biggest bang for his buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
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Why should you avoid hunting deers with a shotgun?

Because if you encounter a deer who has a shotgun, it's best to just leave them alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rwtsk8
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For deer hunting do you use your right hand or left hand to pull the trigger?

Either or, I'm bambidextrous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thevectorvictor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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A physicist, a statistician, and a mathematician go deer hunting together.

They see a deer, so the physicist takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the left. The mathematician takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the right. The statistician puts his gun down, and yells β€œgood job guys! We hit!”. (Technically a joke from my professor, but it felt very fitting here).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WavvesDude
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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What did the professor say when his students wanted to hunt male deer before the first day of class?

"Don't get the hart before the course!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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I don't always hunt deer but when I do, I use dynamite.

That way I get more bang for my buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pocketsizedmoon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you know it's legal to hunt albino deer?

The law says it's fair game.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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How do the Amish hunt deer?

They sneak up on it and build a barn around it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucktuck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2017
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Hay bales under a buck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulkHoff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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A man and a woman were on their first date.

A man and a woman were on their first date.

β€œSo, I hear you hunt deer,” the woman said.

The man looked away and turned red.

β€œWhat’s wrong?” asked the woman.

The man bashfully replied, β€œI’m not used to someone calling me β€˜dear’ on the first date.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johaen8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Lawyer, chemist and a statistician goes hunting

Lawyer, chemist and a statistician are out in a forest hunting for deer. After one hour of patiently waiting lawyer finally spots one. The lawyer shoots at a deer and misses half a meter to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses half a meter to the right. Both are furious and dissapointed as they see the deer escape.

Chemist asks statistician - "why you didn't shoot ?"

Statistician replyes - "I didn't need to, we already shot him !".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeserLP
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Do you want to hear a mean joke?

A physicist, an engineer and a statistician go on a hunting trip. They see a deer in a clearing. The physicist calculates the distance to the target, the velocity and drop of the bullet, he fires but misses five feet to the left.

The engineer says he forgot to account for the wind, takes the rifle, aims and misses five feet to the right. The statistician claps and says "we got him!".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LGriff13
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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A Statistically Accurate Joke

Three statisticians go deer hunting. After some time passes, they come upon a buck.

The first shoots at it and misses by 30 yards to the right.

The second takes a shot and misses by 30 yards to the left.

The third jumps up and yells, β€œWe got him! We got him!β€œ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
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[request] Joke for my school yearbook

Hey I am supposed to come up with a joke that will go at the start of my school yearbook. I'm wondering if you guys could please help me? I'll try to credit you or this sub or something. Thanks.

The high school is called "Hunting Hills", the color is blue, our team name is the "lightning" and the mascot is called "Stryker". Our city is called "Red Deer".

Here's one that I thought of that's really bad that you could try and improve:

Q: Why does Hunting call itself the lightning?

A: Because on a hill is where you are most likely to get struck!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadjokethunder
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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hunting dad

Dad:I can't wait for hunting season. Mom: You never shoot anything, I don't get you. Dad:Its just nice being outside and sometimes I look through the scope and almost pull the trigger. Mom:Of course you do honey you're such a cute wuss sometimes. Dad:Good thing for you I am Mom:Why'd you say that honey? Dad: Sometimes you're very deer to me sweetheart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iforgotoops
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2016
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Hit a deer

So last night i hit a deer and my car is done for... First thing my dad said when he came to get me, "if you wanted to go deer hunting, I would have taken you, all you had to do was ask."

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