Human Bean Puns

A list of puns related to "Human Bean"

At the end of the day, we’re all Human Beans.

And together, we will rice.

Lettuce Pray.

Ramen.

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👤︎ u/letsgomina
📅︎ Dec 01 2019
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I successfully crossbred a human and a coffee plant

The first human bean is here

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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What kind of beans do cannibals eat?

Human beans.

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👤︎ u/Rpdaca
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables...

What does a humanitarian eat?

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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What do you call a baby growing on a vine?

A human bean.

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👤︎ u/tyrannosaur85
📅︎ Jan 06 2020
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What do zombies have for lunch?

Human beans, fried legs and eyes cream!

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👤︎ u/cool-kid103
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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I transferred my consciousness into a legume

I’m a human bean

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👤︎ u/megadecimal
📅︎ Jul 21 2019
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Whats a mexican zombies favorite food?

A human bean

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👤︎ u/proudownerofapenis
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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On the path to being a great Dad

Wife is 7 weeks pregnant. She turns to me and says the baby would be the size of a bean at this stage. I replied "Wow! Inside you is a human bean!" Silent treatment from the wife ensued, but worth it.

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👤︎ u/emperorpollux
📅︎ Sep 18 2017
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At the end of the day we're all human beans

And together, we will rice!

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👤︎ u/BlueMagnet27
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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At the end of the day, we are all just human beans.
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👤︎ u/710LivingLegend
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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