Goals:
- MAD SCIENCE!
- Dream of atomic monsters
- Clone son
Abilities: (standard array)
- Intelligence: 15 | you're brainy no question
- Constitution: 14 | you're surprisingly resilient
- Dexterity: 13 | you somehow don't die from your experiments exploding
- Strength: 12 | you heft big stuff around sometimes
- Charisma: 10 | you're not quite a pariah but you're no virtuoso
- Wisdom: 8 | your picture is in the dictionary under "absent-minded professor"
Background:
- Custom Lineage (+2 Intelligence, Arcana)
- Linguist | nobody can decipher your notes
- Hermit | channel Simic Scientist energy
- Medicine, Religion, Herbalism Kit, 5 languages
- Discovery | a secret of the universe! or something
Level 1: Artificer 1
- Magical Tinkering | for random doodads
- Guidance | you tend to make Rube Goldberg machines for ludicrously simple tasks
- Resistance | same reasoning as the Constitution: how are you still alive?!
- Feather Fall | don't want to break a hip!
- Identify | you tend to be able to figure things out
- Tasha's Caustic Brew | annoying you generally isn't healthy
- Sanctuary | you wouldn't hit an old guy with glasses would you?
- Nature, Investigation, Thieves' Tools, Tinker's Tools, Smith's Tools
Level 2: Artificer 2
- Infuse Item (Sending Stones, Homunculus) | cell phone and robot
- Grease | slip up the idiots Mom sends after you
Level 3: Artificer 3: Alchemist
- Alchemist's Supplies
- Healing Word | not exactly a healbot but can save someone who is merely mostly dead
- Ray of Sickness | more niche then the acid but still
- Experimental Elixer | of course you'll have a grab-bag of things nobody knows what they'll do before you use them!
- Right Tool For The Job
Level 4: Wizard 1
- Arcane Recovery
- Fire Bolt | about time you got a ray gun
- Mage Hand | smaller, more maneuverable bot
- Prestidigitation, Alarm | utility
- Tenser's Floating Disk | your chair, sir
- Shield | emergency defenses
- Tasha's Hideous Laughter | either it's contagious, you built a tickle ray, or your antics just crack them up
- Silent Image | hologram in the meeting room
- Mage Armor | somehow that lab coat just doesn't leave you defenseless?
Level 5: Wizard 2: Necromancy
- Grim Harvest | if you kill them, you're so amused you feel better
- Magic Missile | for when they just dodge everything
- Fog Cloud | nice for getaways!
Level 6: Wizard 3
- Rope Trick | you have mastered The Box! But what about Zoidberg?
- Shatter | baby's first intentional boom!
Level 7: W
... keep reading on reddit ➡Both characters are at their current state. They have to complete 3 challenges, whoever wins 2 wins the event.
Challenge 1. Invent a new renewable green energy source.
Challenge 2. Discover a new element.
Challenge 3. Work out the exact chemical composition of the earth.
Who comes out on top. They have access to everything they need to complete the challenges.
I know that there is a time rift where Fry becomes his own grandpa and the regular arc where Fry is not, so let's do both, even though the former option is a couple extra generations.
Two men of science, empowered by the gods!
Due to motivations we couldn't possibly comprehend the wizard Shazam chooses to empower these two atheists. Farnsworth gets the powers and abilities of Captain Marvel/Shazam while Rick gets the powers and abilities of Black Adam.
They are both transported to Holy Terra (Warhammer 40k) without any resources and must overcome any obstacles this presents. They are allowed to move around the universe, and even between dimensions, but will consider Holy Terra their "home" and will tend to prefer doing things there when possible.
Both know each other as bitter nemeses and will never see eye-to-eye but are otherwise in character. Both Rick and Farnsworth get a Morty and may aquire additional allies and enemies. The battle begins once one of them makes the first move and lasts until one is dead. The battle may place over as much time and as many encounters as necessary.
Alright, these four have 1 month each to prepare for an all out war of the worlds. 4 worlds enter, 1 world leaves and all the other clichès. Which one of them could equip their world better for this battle and why do they prevail over the others?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ElXLMZCC4M
Hadn't heard this in over 20 years... a few things stand out.
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Howard has an incredibly infectious laugh. When he loses it, genuinely, I'm crying my eyes out. How long has it been since we've heard him completely lose it like this? Artie?
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It's difficult to tell where Jackie ends and Billy begins... it's an amazing duo.
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"With my Holy powers I'll suck the bullet right out of Mary Jo's head" might be the single funniest line I've ever heard on the show.
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"Guido Lead Sled" and any reference to Joey Buttafuoco's pants utterly slay me.
Insane, but brilliant scientists who are kind of evil but not really.
While using his portal gun Rick and Morty accidentally stumbles upon the Futurama universe. because of boredom he decides to challenge Hubert and Fry to a couple contests.
Round 1: Build off! who can build the most powerful weapon in a single day.
Round 2: Fist fight. Hubert is deaged by 50 years before the fight.
Round 3: Fist fight. Morty vs Fry
Round 4: Dance off. Hubert gets on month of prep. but he is not allowed to build something to make him dance better.
I'm thinking his Planet Express Ship
