My granddaugter today (she's 8) How did the man breath underwater for so long without help?
He put a glass of water on his head!
It's the first time I have been able to see and hug her in over a year, and she made me so proud!
*Edit: So many typos in my title.
After I long time I told my hot coworker how I felt,
She felt the same way.
So I turned on the air conditioner
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. Cashier asked " How long would you like them"
From march to September said the man
How long is a light-year?
It is the same length as a regular year, but it has less calories!
How long does it take to beat a Sega game backwards? Ages...
If Kanye becomes president, how long till we’re celebrating Yeezster instead?
How long does it take to get the Belgium waffle all the way from Belgium?
I overheard an older gentleman asking the waitress this before ordering at the diner.
I'm testing how long until my gum runs out of flavor,
How long does it take a cow to have a baby?
Person to my dad “How long have you been married?”
Dad: “10 of the happiest years of my life”
(They’ve been married 43 years)
The clerk at the hardware store asked me how long I wanted my lumber
I told him I was planning on keeping it
How long is ever ever ever ever?
"Hey!! How long have you been chopping wood for?"
"Not sure, let me check my logs."
How long does a dad joke last?
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?
How long does it take to cook naan bread?
How Long is a Chinese name
How long does jousting tournament last?
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour
How long do you microwave fish?
Friend 1: So how’s your long distance relationship going?
Friend 2: So far, so good
How do you know that trees long to vacation at the beach?
Because they always bring their trunks.
"How long were you asleep last night?" asked my therapist, assessing my face.
"Same as usual," I replied. "About five foot ten."
How long would this take to make?
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
How long until the penny drops on this shocker
I told my wife that I was going out for a while. She asked me how long I would be gone. I said,
A Scottish Dad joke. How long do you think you’ll be at the Supermarket?
My wife loves complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.
She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.
How Long is a Chinese name.
How Long Is A Chinese Name
How long is a Chinese name.
How Long is a Chinese name.
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
how long is a Chinese name
How Long is a chinese name
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
“Not too sure. Let me check the logs.”
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