How long does a dad joke last?
Q: How Long is a Chinese Man?
A: Yes. And that's Dr.Long, actually.
Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?
How long does it take to cook naan bread?
How long does it take to fix a hearing aid?
I submitted mine for repairs three weeks ago and I haven't heard a thing since then.
How long does jousting tournament last?
Does anyone know how long it takes to repair a hearing aid?
I sent mine away 2 weeks ago and I haven't heard anything since.
How Long is a Chinese name
How do you call someone who is sexuality attached to everyone as long as they have a sense of humour
How do you know that trees long to vacation at the beach?
Because they always bring their trunks.
Friend 1: So how’s your long distance relationship going?
Friend 2: So far, so good
How Long is a Chinese man's name.
"How long were you asleep last night?" asked my therapist, assessing my face.
"Same as usual," I replied. "About five foot ten."
I was playing the song "In Memory of Elizabeth Reed" by the Allman Brothers for my ten year old daughter. She asked me how long ago I first heard the song. When I told her I heard it when it was first released, 50 years ago, She said,
"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?
How long do you microwave fish?
My wife was talking about how long we have known each other.
I said: You know the rules, and so do I.
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
Passenger: "How long will it take the plane fly us to Paris?"
Stewardess: "The entire time, usually it flies the whole way."
I told my wife that I was going out for a while. She asked me how long I would be gone. I said,
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
“Not too sure. Let me check the logs.”
The question was: "How do people with extremely long fake nails properly wipe their butts after pooping? Saw someone struggling to type on their phone today with those bad boys"
How long would this take to make?
How did the dagger feel after exercising for the first time in a long while?
How long has Anakin been evil?
How long do you have to have pneumonia
Before it becomes oldmonia?
How long until the penny drops on this shocker
Against my better judgement, I ordered a European bride. When I called and asked how long I'd have to wait, they told me...
"The Czechs in the mail."
A Scottish Dad joke. How long do you think you’ll be at the Supermarket?
How long does a Frenchman's erection last?
Being cooped up in the house for so long has led me to attempt new hobbies. As an example, I'm currently studying how to adapt French phrases to describe the situation.
You could say it's my maison d'être.
I asked God, “How long is a million years?” He said, “A minute.” I asked God, “How much is a million dollars?” He said, “A penny.” So I asked God for a penny and he said.,,
I asked a patient with alzheimers ,”for how long have you had alzheimers”. He replied-
“As long as I can remember “
I just realized how long 60 seconds is.
What do you call someone who measures how long you're on your front wheels?
An Endocrinologist (Endo-Chronologist)
My wife loves complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.
She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.
My grandfather has a funny story he likes to tell people about how a long time ago he swallowed his wedding ring and then it came out 10 years later. I've heard him tell it many times over the years.
How Long is a Chinese name.
How long is a Chinese name.
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How Long Is A Chinese Name
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How Long is a Chinese name.
“How long have you been chopping wood for?”
“Not sure. Let me check the logs.”
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