Me: (Carrying my pet snake) "My snake and I would like a hot dog each please"

hot dog cart: I'm sorry we're out of buns but you can still have the hot dogs

Me: "No thanks. My Anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun"

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📅︎ May 17 2022
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