How will you call "The hot ones" members when they will die?

"The cold ones"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jump3r15
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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This one’s hot!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smonag1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2020
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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One turned to the other and said "Gee it's hot in here"

The other one shouted "Wow, a talking muffin"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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I was going to leave everything to my 2 sons when I die, but one son got arrested for a murderous rampage and the other left his wife and kids for his hot secretary...

It was a bad heir day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A hot one for the punsters...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSharpieKing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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This is a hot one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lit_toaster96
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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One time I lowered my standards when it came to a girl but I told my friends afterwards the girl was hot like a summer day in the Sahara. You could say I metaphor.

Get it? Met-a-four?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/raging64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin turns to the other and says: "Is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

The other muffin's jaw drops in shock as it exclaims: "Whoa! A talking muffin!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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My son and a female classmate of his conducted an experiment involving boiling different elements in hot water. They each stood on one side of the experiment.

Seems like there's some chemistry happening between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImNotABean
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I accidentally bought kosher hot dogs instead of regular ones...

...am I supposed to cut the tips off?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gardeningcellos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrashertm
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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Dad hit back with a hot one.

Me: Did you put the cat out?

Him: No, I didn't realise it was on fire...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Artoast
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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A russian, a brit, and a mexican enter a one-liner pickup contest to win over the heart of a super hot covergirl...

...with the caveat that they have to use the words "liver" and "cheese" in their pickup line.

The Russian walks up to her and proudly recites: "My liver aches for you like it does for vodka, and my heart is incomplete like gruyere cheese". Crickets. The girl is a bit confused but is impressed with the guy's large biceps and full beard.

The Brit walks over to her and stammers: "I will tease your fancy with a sliver of cheese and liver". Nonsensical, but his accent did the trick. The girl blushes slightly.

The Mexican guy sees his opportunity and loudly yells: "Liver alone! Cheese mine!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xandros91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Friend dropped this one while talking about the movement of oil in the car when you start it compared to when the engine is hot...

Friend: Yes, it's a viscous cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WrightlySo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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Came up with this one this morning. Yesterday it was really hot and I had to put a new muffler on my car...

...it was exhausting work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeowulfShaeffer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2014
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Two muffins were baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other. β€œMan, it’s hot in here”. The other muffin says

Ahhhh! A Talking Muffin!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johndmcc502
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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