I invited the local farmer and his horse to my son's birthday party

They quickly became the centaur of attention

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👤︎ u/TakoBoi123
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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My son wanted a horse for his birthday

i told him " Neighhhh"

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👤︎ u/Slymood
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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I got a horse for my birthday!

She needs some dental work but no one will look in her the mouth...

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📅︎ Jan 31 2020
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Request: Horse Birthday Puns

It's my friend's birthday, I'm trying to think of a clever horse pun to send her for her birthday because she really likes horses. I suck at this, and am a bit dis-trot. Plz help I will love you forever.

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📅︎ Aug 27 2016
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I got my wife a horse drawn carriage for her birthday

It is just a shame they are awful artists

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📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Little sister asked my dad for a horse when she was younger. She wasn't amused with the reply

Sister: "Hey Dad, can I please have a horse for my birthday?"

Dad: "Sorry honey, don't have anywhere to put it."

Sister: Starts Crying "This is unfair, I never get what I want."

Dad: "C'mon now sweetheart, why the long-face?"

Sister: "STOP DAD! THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!"

Dad: "Ok..ok..we'll get one. I'll go see if we can store it at the Neiigghhghbors house"

Dad proceeds to burst out laughing

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📅︎ Aug 26 2013
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Dad joked my nephew during my birthday party.

Yesterday was my birthday and my family took me out for lunch. My cousin has a 2 year old son and they were horsing around. One thing led to another and his son bumped his head on a lamp. After a few seconds he started crying and everybody stopped talking. I look over at my cousin and say "He'll be fine, he's probably just a little light headed". The only person who laughed was my uncle.

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📅︎ Feb 08 2015
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