My local bar serves a lot of hoppy beer
My daughter will be a great dad someday
Last night, I tried to tell my 10 year old daughter the classic "Kangaroo walks into a bar" joke. For those who are not familiar, a version of this. I got to the point where the Kangaroo orders the first beer, and my daughter interrupted me with "let me guess - the beer wasn't hoppy enough." Nope. But I like the way she thinks!
What did the ale say to the lager?
Hoppy new beer!
I like to eat frog legs with a beer.
It makes my beer extra hoppy.
Mom got me today
I'm drinking a beer at a bar with my parents and I smell the beer before I take a sip because I had never had the kind before. Me: "If my house could smell like this I would be a happy woman." Mom: "You mean a hoppy woman."
