A list of puns related to "Hop Frog"
That is, at least not long enough to learn any of the many, many important things a frog needs to learn in order to be a frog.
You see, a frog needs to be super slick in order to get by. A frog without proper skills, well, he may as well be a toad.
Anyways, every time Mama Frog went about trying to teach Little Hop something, he would just bounce.. and bounce.. and bounce..
And every time Mama Frog had reached her limit of patience, right before giving up, she’d say to Little Hop, “If you keep on keepin’ on hoppin around all aimless, I’m gonna turn you into a toad!”
Which, upon hearing, Little Hop would stop his hop and settle. You see, he knew well enough that he wanted no part of being a toad.
Well, on one particular day, during one such lesson, Little Hop had taken again to bouncing here, and bouncing there - and just about everywhere besides a place he could listen! And on this same particular day, Mama Frog’s patience was worn real, real, thin, you see, and she got sudden filled with a terrible frustration.
And just like a firecracker went off, in a sudden snap, Mama Frog turned Little Hop straight into a toad!
And when it was done, Mama Frog looked at him direct, shook her head, and said..
“I toad you so.”
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, “Why that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”
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No, I’ve been eating frog legs. What you smell is the hops!
... He got toad
Dad: "Do you have frogs legs?" Waitress: "Yes" Dad: "Great! Hop over the counter and get me a beer!"
Friend's Dad was at a bar/ restaurant and asked the waitress "Do you still have frog legs?" When the waitress said yes, friend's Dad said "Why don't you hop back to the kitchen and get me a bowl of chili."
No, I’ve been eating frogs’ legs...what you smell is the hops.
Wife: You've been drinking beer. I smell it on your breath.
Husband: No, I've been eating frog legs. You're smelling the hops.
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