Honey Dew Puns

A list of puns related to "Honey Dew"

Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?

Because they cantaloupe.

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👤︎ u/ChildishHambino11
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Get it?
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👤︎ u/jeffreynbooboo
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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Fruit romance

Honey dew you love me?

I love you berry much

I think we are a good pear.

Ohh berry sweet! Grape puns!

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👤︎ u/daunfifi123c456b
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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Why couldn't the melons get married right away?

Because they can't elope.

Why did they want to get married?

Because that honey was dew!

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👤︎ u/thecoffeeroaster
📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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