Holiday Shopping Puns

Story time:

So over the holiday, while visiting my mom, she asked me to run and pick up some groceries she had on her shopping list. So of course, I pack up my kids and we are off to the store. As I am perusing the juice aisle, my daughter squeals, "ELSA!!!!" Sure enough, there was Elsa, on the label of a bottle of apple juice. I thought, "Apple juice is on the list and it will make my daughter happy? Boom getting it!" Fast forward to putting groceries away at my mom's house.

Mom: "Did you get everything on my list?"

Me: "Yes mom."

Mom: as I am handing her the Elsa apple juice "Oh I wanted you to get the frozen apple juice"

Me: my face shifting from a look of irritation to a stupid-cheesy smirk "That IS Frozen apple juice..."

Mom: fighting the urge to smack me while rolling her eyes "OMG."

I was grocery shopping with my wife and she was picking up holiday hand soap. She asked me which ones I liked.

I grabbed two different ones off the shelf and said "let me give you my two scents"

Everytime we drive up north for the Holidays we pass by the same shop to get something to eat.

>Dad: "Oi buz, you want a piecost?"

>Me: "What's a piecost?"

>Dad: "About $4.50"

Me and my family are shopping in France, coming to the end of our holiday and I decide to try and spend all my coins as I won't need them back in the UK. I go and get a whole array of items

Dad: Why have you got all them?

Me: Oh, I'm just trying to use all my coins

Dad: Glad to see you've got the cents to do that

Groans followed