My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.
I guess I’m easily suede.
I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.
My publisher said it was a mediogre work.
What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?
One shucks between fits.
Some Skunk Jokes That Really Stink!
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a chicken?
A fowl smell.
What do you get when you cross a skunk with a High Court Judge?
Law and odour.
What is the best way to stop a skunk smelling?
Put a peg on his nose.
How many skunks does it take to create an absolutely hideous smell?
A phew.
Why should you never ask a skunk for their opinion?
They are likely to give you their 2 cents.
Source: skunk jokes
My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.
I’m easily suede.
My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.
I guess I’m easily suede.
My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.
I’m easily suede.
