My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, and somehow convinced me to wear it.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I wrote a story about a mundane, not-so-hideous monster.

My publisher said it was a mediogre work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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Ladies and gentlemen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What is the difference between an epileptic clam shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaeleng
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Some Skunk Jokes That Really Stink!

What do you get when you cross a skunk with a chicken?

A fowl smell.

​What do you get when you cross a skunk with a High Court Judge?

Law and odour.

What is the best way to stop a skunk smelling?

Put a peg on his nose.

How many skunks does it take to create an absolutely hideous smell?

A phew.

Why should you never ask a skunk for their opinion?

They are likely to give you their 2 cents.

Source: skunk jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2021
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My wife bought me this hideous leather jacket, but I always agree to wear it out.

I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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My wife convinced me to wear a hideous leather jacket that she got for me.

I guess I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My wife got me a hideous leather jacket, but I don’t mind wearing it.

I’m easily suede.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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