Herb Lance Puns

Now that it seems to be running smoother - any big pulls?

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

##NYM 6 - PIT 0 ##FINAL

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##Stats:

Can be found here

##Superboons/Superbanes and BST:

Ash: Superboons: Atk, Def Superbanes: Hp, Spd

BST: 182

Priam: Superboons: Atk, Spd Superbanes: Hp, Res

BST: 182

Miriel: Superboons: Hp, Spd, Def

BST: 170

Flavia: Superboons: Atk, Spd Superbane: Hp

BST: 181

Basilio: Superboon: Atk

BST: 181

Yen'fay: Superboon: Spd Superbane: Res

BST: 182

##Skill Rarity and Restrictions:

General Skill rarity can be found here

Miriel has Blárlion+

Elm's weapon: Grants Spd+3. At start of combat, if unit's HP ≥ 25%, grants Atk/Spd+6 to unit during combat. Unit's first attack during combat deals damage = X% of unit's Spd (X = the number of foes within 3 spaces × 10; max 30%). Reduces damage from foe's first attack during combat by X% (X = the number of foes within 3 spaces × 20; max 60%). At start of turn, if unit is adjacent to only beast or dragon allies or if unit is not adjacent to any ally, unit transforms (otherwise, unit reverts). If unit transforms, unit can move 1 extra space. (That turn only. Does not stack.) If unit transforms, grants Atk+2.

Red Feud info: Inheritable skill

Can be equipped by: Sword, Lance, Red Bow, Blue Bow, Colourless Bow, Red Dagger, Blue Dagger, Colourless Dagger, Red Tome, Blue Tome, Colourless Tome, Staff, Red Breath, Blue Breath, Colourless Breath, Red Beast, Blue Beast, Colourless Beast

Can be equipped by: Infantry, Armored, Cavalry, Flying

##Arena Bonus:

No bonus this update.

##Aether Raids Bonus:

First Bonus:

Peony - Sweet Dream, Yune - Chaos Goddess, Laegjarn - Flame Ascendant, Volke - Man of Mysteries, Marcia - Petulant Knight, Astrid - Resolute Damsel, Tanith - Bright Blade, Bertram - Dread Cavalier, Edelgard - Flame Emperor, Fjorm - Princess of Ice

Bonus Structure: Tactics Room

Second Bonus:

Thórr - War God Mirabilis - Daydream Laegjarn - Flame Ascendant Volke - Man of Mysteries Marcia - Petulant Knight Astrid - Resolute Damsel Tanith - Bright Blade Bertram - Dread Cavalier Edelgard - Flame Emperor Fjorm - Princess of Ice

Bonus Structure: Healing Tower

##Upcoming Quests:

Full quest file can be found here

Theres 9 days of daily quests so the next update should be around the 16th of December

Book VI Begins

• Clear Book VI, Chapter

They’re on standbi

BamBOO!

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Hey all, as Forbidden West approaches - I decided I wanted to give myself something of a challenge. Using only the Spear (as much as viable) to complete the game. I finished yesterday and wanted to share my observations from my time smacking machines.

Some caveats:
- no, I don't believe it's viable to complete the game ONLY using the spear, and I'll explain in a few places down below
- I played through 99% of the game on Easy, as Normal drastically reduces melee damage - probably still possible to do on higher difficulties but, honestly, feels like it'd be tedious and boring
- there's not really a way to show that I got 98%+ kills with the spear through statistics, so you'll just have to take my word for it
- I allowed myself the ability to override machines and use them to help me in some fights, given that the override is housed in the Spear it seemed like a valid option

Some observations:
- Stealth Armor is extremely strong playing Spear-only, as you can move about freely among machines and even walk right up to them to Silent Strike them
- you tend to spend a lot of potions and herbs early on because you end up losing more health fighting most machines - granted, someone who likes Dark Souls could probably be more efficient than I was
- there were some sections of the game I actually felt were easier by focusing on stealth and melee kills
- I prioritized getting the >!spear upgrade rail from Frozen Wilds!< as soon as the quest was available, that upgrade made things go a lot quicker
- after getting the spear mod slot, I pushed the main quest forward until I could get >!Sylens' Lance!<, giving me a 2nd mod slot - again, the damage boost was welcomed -- then I went back and cleared out everything that was viable to do melee-only
- any machine that can be knocked down consistently ends up being an easy kill with a fully upgrade spear and the appropriate skill points
- once you get the Shield-Weaver Armor, most combat in the game pretty much becomes trivial

Impossible (or Difficult) Sections:
- any time you face Glinthawks, it's going to be annoying - they rarely ever land while in combat - someone better than me could probably smack them during their dive attack - but I broke convention to use a Ropecaster to tie them down first (no damage so I considered it palatable in the context of the challenge) and then killed them with a Critical Strike
- I was able to complete 7 of the 15 Hunters Lodge challeng

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

Hi,

I often see people say Subaki is bad, and base stats are important, and Hinata has bases that carry him for a good while...well, the thing is, if you reclass Subaki at 10/1, his average stats are:

25.75 HP/11 str/16 skl/12.75+1 spd/12.25-1 def/8.25-1 res

Personal skill +15 hit/avo when HP at max VS mega-nerfed counter

Subaki's advantages: Subaki and Hinata have nearly the same offense. Hinata has a better sword rank, but if they go MoA, Subaki has built 2 weapon ranks while Hinata has only 1, meaning you can have a C naginata/D-C sword Subaki, choosing between speed and bulk at any time. Subaki also ends up with similar speed to Hinata but has more chapters early to build supports, so when Hinata comes, Subaki can already be B rank with Hana or Rinkah, making his pair up options much more beneficial to him than they are to no support Hinata. Subaki has an actual personal skill, Hinata's personal is barely usable since it means putting him at death's door just for...half counter damage? That's really useless. So Subaki at full health with samurai skills is dodging like crazy. Subaki also comes with darting blow, so the 1 speed difference between them means little when Subaki can double ch9 thieves with a steel katana (he can't wield it, but he could double them if he could use it, which is more than can be said about Hinata who doubles nothing but knights and maybe dark mages on this map with his steel katana and needs Oboro just to double cavaliers with 9 spd, and darting blow will always stay an advantage in Subaki's favor).

Hinata's advantages: doesn't cost a heart seal, C-rank katanas from the get-go, slightly more enemy phase speed (which cancels out eventually as Subaki's 5% higher spd growth will end up equaling their speed stats), both samurai skills already. That's it.

So, if we were to compare, Subaki fills Hinata's niche better than Hinata while also filling the high avoid myrmidon role thanks to his personal skill coupled with already built supports at Hinata's join time (bonus primary and secondary stats), he's bulkier (he heals some HP each turn, potentially getting back to full HP from a level up at the beginning of his turn and dodging decently is better than not dodging), his MoA promotion has more benefits (lance rank already built), he's able to hit every enemy with inaccurate weapons (while Hinata has trouble hitting dodgy enemies) and since he comes in with darting blow from the get-go (better than anything Hinata comes with),

Welcome to an official [Lets Build]! This week, we are looking for:

Interesting Traveling Merchants - Interesting merchant NPCs that your players can run into and what sort of things they are selling.

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

Why

After all his first name is No-vac

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##PIT 2 - MTL 3 ##FINAL

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!