Herb And Spices Puns

A list of puns related to "Herb And Spices"

I've recently started making belts out of herbs and spices...

... my family says it's a waist of thyme.

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👤︎ u/mikkelks
📅︎ Oct 10 2021
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Why should you be cautious to perfectly dial in on your herbs and spices when cooking?

Because wasting thyme is a big dill

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👤︎ u/john_teets
📅︎ Dec 07 2021
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I finally got to watch this documentary on herbs and spices

It's about thyme

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👤︎ u/SexyManBeast999
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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I was at my parents house over the weekend. As a joke, I swapped all the labels around on their herbs and spices.

They haven’t noticed yet... but the thyme is cumin.

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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I'd like to experiment with more herbs and spices

But I just haven't got thyme

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👤︎ u/LGPxters
📅︎ Apr 25 2020
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I keep being awakened by dreams of Indian dishes that use a complex combination of spices or herbs, usually including ground turmeric, cumin, coriander, ginger, and fresh or dried chilies...

It's a re-curry-ing nightmare.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 23 2020
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I bought a bunch of herbs and spices for a potpourri.

Costly, but it was worth every scent.

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👤︎ u/bluedesertgondola
📅︎ May 29 2018
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A Scandinavian farmer...

A Scandinavian farmer discovered that brewing herbs and spices and mixing it with some sugar made for an excellent and healthy way to start the day.

He called it Svede tea

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👤︎ u/techtornado
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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KFC's Colonel is a "Dad" if you check out the twitter page.

@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people

5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb

11 Herbs & Spices

(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Oct 20 2017
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I recently started making belts out of herbs and spices...

... my family says it's a waist of thyme.

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👤︎ u/mikkelks
📅︎ Oct 10 2021
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