A list of puns related to "Heqin"
Dunno why, but the concept of heqin marriages always struck me as great story material. You have this royal princess, raised in the lap of luxury in a country that considers itself the center of the world/pinnacle of civilization...and then she gets sent to a faraway land on a diplomatic marriage, very frequently to a semi-nomadic people usually written off as barbarians in her own land. How does she adapt? Does she always miss her childhood home, or does she come to love her new one? And it literally just occurred to me last night: you watch cdramas now, dummy! Who could tell a better heqin story than the Chinese?
I've definitely seen the topic come up before--Rebel Princess and Rise of Phoenixes both have arcs about heqin. But in both those cases, the marriages are part of the greater net of court intrigue/pre-existing love triangle. I was wondering if anyone knew of a show where the focus is from start to finish about a heqin marriage, and the princess's experiences after getting married. Does anyone know a show like that? It's okay if it's a bit old, fyi. And while I have a sneaking suspicion that any such story would be primarily a romance, I wouldn't mind a little adventure mixed in, too.
sonte ndodhi dic teper e trisht sic mund ta merrni me mend,
I'm sure some of yall have experienced being blocked on instagram for various reasons, been there done that,
por me t heq nga Whatsappi esht nj WHOLE OTHER LEVER OF PAIN. sidomos kur esht nj njeri q e ke pas relativisht qejf mgjths kinda out of my league. She was so interesting to talk to mgjths shum rrall kthente msg-et. feeling heartbroken rn.
Lexova një postim me titull "Duhet të flasim për qentë e rrugës". Univers faleminderit - mendova - dikush që ka përzemërsi. Kur ça të lexoj, Mao Ce Duni e kishte që ti vrisnim të gjithë.
E di që në vëndin tonë të mbaruar problemet jo që të zgjidhen, po as po përmirësohen ndonjëherë. Prandaj jam e gjykimit që nëse disa gjëra do përmirësohen, është në dorën tonë si shoqëri e si njerëz. Nga qeveria nuk pres asgjë veçse të vazhdojë të na pijë gjakun siç ka bërë deri më sot.
Nuk mund të mendoj për një shtresë më fatkeqe të shoqërisë sesa kafshët e rrugës - në veçanti qentë që për mua janë krijesat më të mrekullueshme. Ju lutem për sa keni mundësi ushqejini, jepini ujë tani në verë, lejojini të qendrojnë ku nuk i bëjnë keq askujt, nëse keni kafshë vetë sterilizojini, mos blini qen qindra euro kur ka aq të bukur në adoptim përditë (nuk të bën njeri më të mirë fakti që ke qen rrace) ose minimumi i minimumeve mos i bëni keq. Për të tjerë që duan të aktivizohen, dhurojini shoqatave që merren me këtë, sensibilizoni njerëzit që qentë nuk janë rrezik siç hiperbolizohet nga disa shpirtkazma, sensibilizoni mbi sterilizimet dhe adoptimet.
Nuk jam njeri predikimesh dhe urrej kur m'i bëjnë mua. Por shoh kaq shumë mizori në këtë çështje sa sinqerisht trishtohem.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
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