Hen Peck Puns

A list of puns related to "Hen Peck"

How can you tell if you are a hen-pecked husband?

I don’t know let me ask my wife.

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👤︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
📅︎ Jul 22 2019
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This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.

Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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