Heart Valentines Puns

A list of puns related to "Heart Valentines"

I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❤️
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👤︎ u/AggieatLSU
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day

I find it to be a bit cheesy

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👤︎ u/UmmmOfCourse
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour

She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers

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👤︎ u/mrcheckpointeh
📅︎ Feb 13 2019
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From my six years daughter: what kind of bread does the sun like?

A heart shaped bread. (she pronounced it "hot" with a heavy British accent). This is her Valentine day joke. I am a proud dad.

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👤︎ u/MrSpeedskater
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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Help me think of punny names for a team!

We are a singing group and we need a team name related to Valentine's Day. Gimme your best punny team name that involves love or singing or both!

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👤︎ u/abbystellar
📅︎ Feb 01 2014
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This is a late post, about a month but I'm proud regardless.

It was Valentine's day and some buddies and I went out to grab lunch at a pizza joint called Mellow Mushroom. Appreciative of the waitress working on this day I left her two gems on the receipt to make up for it:

"Morgan, you had me at mellow," and "I have mushroom in my heart for you"

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👤︎ u/yessayason
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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