Animals should be used to represent school subjects...

English should be a hawk, they have good eyes, and you need good eyes for reading. History should be bowhead whales since they’ve lived through more than anyone else. And finally, maths should be snakes, I hear they’re great Adders.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OriginalName172
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Birds don't need haircuts

We were taking our 4 year old to get a haircut. While looking out his window he saw a hawk flying and my wife asked our son Wife: "Do you think he's going for a hair cut too?" Son: "birds don't need to get haircuts!" Me: "well bald eagles don't."

Eye rolling ensued.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buzzardgut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2017
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