I don't have a problem if you're trans. I don't have a problem if you're fat.
But if you're a trans fat, I'm going to avoid you.
Doctor: "So, you're telling me that you have a problem hearing with one of your ears. Are you sure?"
Family, friends, I have determined I do not have a drinking problem..
I know how to drink just fine.
There’s always gonna be a problem when you have the looks of a 10 and you look in the mirror
Because your gonna look like an 01
We seem to have a deer problem
My wife keeps screaming deer at me everday.
A man says to his boss, "Can we talk? I have a problem."
The boss exclaims, "Problem? There is no such thing. We call it an opportunity!"
The man says, "Okay then. I have a serious drinking opportunity."
I used to have a problem only referring to myself by US state abbreviations
I used to have a major ego problem
But since taking care of it I'm flawless and perfect 😎
A duck waddles into the drug store and says, “Sorry, I don’t have my wallet today but I really need to buy a condom.” The pharmacist chuckles, “No problem, shall I just put it on your bill?” The duck exclaims quacks in surprise...
“Sir! What kind of a duck do you think I am?!”
I have an ant problem, so the exterminator told me to leave Tums all around my house.
I was recently made aware that I have a serious drinking problem...
For example, my local liquor store is has shut down, which is a serious problem.
Not technically a dad joke, but: You ever have the problem of a 4 year old making you look bad because he likes helping with the dishes and hasn't figured out the finer points of letting them soak?
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "You are in here a lot, do you think you have a drinking problem?"
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
Whenever we have too much bread and it’s about to go bad, I make French toast in the morning, which fixes the problem.
I call the meal “bread fixed”
I used to have a problem with taking pictures of mannequin feet...
My wall was covered with 'Faux Toes'
What do clownfish do when they have a problem?
As I expected, my therapist told me that I have a problem verbalizing my emotions.
I used to have a problem with grammatical tenses
Wii are gonna have a problem here
I don’t know why everyone seem to have a problem with vegans.
I have never had a beef with one.
Houston, We have a problem
I live next to the rubbish dump and have a huge fly problem, the bloody things are everywhere. It's gotten so bad I've decided to sell my house and move...
I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.
It's a complex complex complex.
I have finale cracked the most difficult problem. I now know all the digits of pi.
I think I may have a small drinking problem
Doctor: Did you know that you have a serious problem vocalizing your emotions?
Man: Can’t say that I’m surprised.
I have a problem with my new anorexic girlfriend..
I'm starting to see less and less of her
This subreddit's humor makes me have a brain problem.
I should call it Tumor Humor.
A man walks into a doctors office. “What seems to be the problem?” Asks the doc. “It’s... um... well... i have five penises.” Replies the man. “Blimey!” Says the doctor, “how do your trousers fit?” “Like a glove.”
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
I have a problem. My wife steals animals from the zoo and hides them in our house.
I tried to bring it up but she didn't want to discuss the elephant in the room.
Lines for urinals have become an increasing problem in containing the coronavirus.
So mind your pees in queues.
I have no problem getting dates online.
I also have great luck with pistachios, cashews and almonds.
Guys, I have a serious problem...
I can’t stop saying yes to everything, I think I might have yeprosy
I have a problem with the mittens I got for Christmas.
They only work inter-mitten-ly.
I have a contact lens problem.
I have no contact lens solution.
I wanted to start gardening but I have a problem
Math can be so hard sometimes. The problem was, "Sally had 32 pennies. She gave 32 pennies away to her friend Robin. How many pennies does Sally have left?"
Most bathroom renovators have this problem when they get older
I have a chemistry problem...
But I think there is a basic solution to this.
Doctor: "So, you're telling me that you have a problem with one of your ears. Are you sure?"
Me: "Yes doctor. I am definite."
Doctor: "So, you're telling me that you have a problem with one of your ears. Are you sure?"
Me: " Yes doctor! I'm definite "
Doctor: "So, you're telling me that you have a problem with one of your ears. Are you sure?"
Me: "YES Doctor, I'm definite. "
A lot of people on Reddit seem to have a problem with vegans, but I don’t get it.
I have never had a beef with one.
I have a contact lens problem.
I have no contact lens solution.
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