A list of puns related to "Harrison Weir"
Please help me find something funny to read that is not on every "top 100 funny books to read" list! I'm desperate. I somehow accidentally read 25 dour, tragic, serious books in a row this year and I need something a little lighter that won't also feel like a waste of time.
Catch-22 [This is the gold standard of American comedy for me]
Everything by P.G. Wodehouse [and this is my gold standard of English comedy]
The Hottest Dishes of the Tartar Cuisine by Alina Bronsky [I would be especially interested in other books that are about, or written by, people who are not from the USA or England, like this one]
Everything by David Sedaris
Everything by Kurt Vonnegut
The Hitchhikerβs Guide to the Galaxy series
Good Omens and other Terry Pratchett books
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
In a Sunburned Country by Bill Bryson
The Importance of Being Earnest by Oscar Wilde
Three Men in a Boat by J. K. Jerome
Running with Scissors/Dry by Augusten Burroughs
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
Treasure Island!!! By Sarah Levine [A top example of 21stΒ century comedy]
Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis [A top example of 20thΒ century comedy]
The Rose and the Ring by William Makepeace Thackeray [A top example of 19thΒ century comedy]
Then We Came to the End by Joshua Ferris
Hotels of North America by Rick Moody
Dear Committee Members by Julie Schumacher
Why Are You So Sad? By Jason Porter
The Basic Eight by Daniel Handler
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bible! by Jonathan Goldstein
A Supposedly Fun Thing Iβll Never Do Again by David Foster Wallace
The Asterix comics
Allie Broshβs stuff
Hark! A Vagrant
I am America! (And So Can You) by Stephen Colbert
The Night Vale books
John Dies at the End by David Wong
Christopher Mooreβs books
Everything else by Bill Bryson
Eats, Shoots & Leaves by Lynne Truss
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk
Anything by Thomas Pynchon
Cold Comfort Farm by Stella Gibbons
A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
The Dresden Files series
The Martian by Andy Weir
Sh*t My Dad Says by Justin Halpern
Most celebrity comedian me
... keep reading on reddit β‘Tribute some known psyconauts, presumed psyconauts and people who I personally imagine must have taken a good amount of acid - who died or faced serious consequences from using drugs that are more toxic and addictive than LSD and Mushrooms.
May we never be confused about toxicity and addiction rates. Being pro legalization / decriminalizing has nothing to do with the reality different addiction and death rates with different drugs. You can take 1,000 hits of acid and be OK. You take 2x your normal dose of heroin you might die, and most people do not know the potency of their heroin.
βI caught you knockin' at my cellar door I love you, baby, can I have some more? Ooh, ooh, the damage done I've seen the needle and the damage done A little part of it in everyone But every junkie's like a settin' sunβ
Jerry Garcia - heroin addict for decades, died at 53 in rehab looking about 90 years old
Tom Petty - heroin addict for decades, died from fentanyl
Chris Cornell - long time user, family blamed his suicide on drugs
Kurt Cobain - heroin addict, multiple suicide attempts, killed himself on heroin with a note saying his child would be healthier without him around
Prince - fentanyl death
Mac Miller - fentanyl death
Brent Mydland - keyboardist and singer for the Grateful Dead, dead from heroin and cocaine speedball
Phil Lesh - Grateful Dead bass player, had to receive a liver transplant at about age 50 from alcohol abuse
Bob Weir - Grateful Dead opioid abuse, rehab and on going recovery
Trey Anastasio - heroin addict, says it dominated him, big advocate for addiction recovery
Jimi Hendrix - dead at 27, multi drug use death
Janis Joplin - dead at 27, heroin
Pig Pen - Grateful Dead, dead at 28 from multi use mostly alcohol
Scott Weiland - STP, dead from MDA and others
Amy Winehouse - dead 27, alcohol death
Layne Staley - Alice In Chains, heroin death
Blind Melon's Shannon Hoon - multi drug use, heroin death
Sid Viscous - dead at 22, heroin death
Dee Dee, the Ramones - heroin death
Chris Farley - speedball death
River Phoenix - speedball death
John Belushi - speedball death
Jon Bonham - alcohol death
Keith Moon - overdose death
Elvis Presley - multi drug death death
Jim Morrison - heroin death
Brian Jones of the Rolling Stone - drowned while drunk
DM Turner - early psychonaut writer, advocate, drowned on ketamine death
Jack Kerouac - alcohol death
Bob Dylan - battled with heroin and cocaine
George Harrison - maj
... keep reading on reddit β‘1896
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1900
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1904
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1906 (Intercalated Games - not official, but still a part of Olympic history)
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1908
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1924
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Deontay Wilder vs Paul Weir - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Charlie Edwards - Edwards wins by DQ after Wilder hits Edwards while he's knocked out.
Deontay Wilder vs Charlie Magri - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Pat Clinton - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Jimmy Wilde - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Jackie Brown - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Benny Lynch - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Peter Kane - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Jackie Paterson - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Rinty Monaghan - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Terry Allen - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Duke McKenzie - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Dave McAuley - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Khalid Yafai - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Wayne McCullough - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Robbie Regan - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Ryan Burnett - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Jamie McDonnell - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Stuart Hall - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Paul Butler - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Lee Haskins - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Scott Quigg - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Carl Frampton - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Howard Winstone - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Paul Hodkinson - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Naseem Hamed - Wilder wins by KO despite size disadvantage
Deontay Wilder vs Colin McMillan - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Steve Robinson - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Scott Harrison - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Paul Ingle - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Lee Selby - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Josh Warrington - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Barry Jones - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Alex Arthur - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Nicky Cook - Wilder wins by KO due to size
Deontay Wilder vs Ricky Burns - Wilder wins by KO
... keep reading on reddit β‘Phil
Me: Hi pregnant, I'm Dad!
Wife: No you're not.
Sudden Lee
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
So far nobody has given me a straight answer
These are my recommendations of British TV shows, if you haven't watched them, please give them a go!
Cuckoo (2012 - 2019) (Greg Davies, Helen Baxendale, Tyger Drew-Honey, Esther Smith, Taylor Lautner, Andy Samberg)
Uncle (2014 - 2017) (Nick Helm, Daisy Haggard, Elliot Speller-Gillot)
The Royle Family (1998-2000, 2006, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2012) (Ricky Thomlinson, Sue Johnston, Caroline Aherne, Ralf Little, Craig Cash)
Outnumbered (2007 - 2014, 2016) (Hugh Dennis, Claire Skinner, Tyger Drew-Honey, Ben Roche, Ramona Marquez)
Still Game (1999, 2002 - 2007, 2014, 2016 - 2019) (Ford Kiernan, Greg Hemphill, Paul Riley, Mark Cox, Jane McCarry, Sanjeev Kohli, Gavin Mitchell)
Doctor Who (1963 - 1989, 1996, 2005 - Present) (There is so many actors, there is no chance I'm listing all of them.)
Friday Night Dinner (2011 - 2020) (Tamsin Greig, Paul Ritter (RIP) , Simon Bird, Tom Rosenthal, Mark Heap)
The Inbetweeners (2008 - 2010, 2011, 2014) (Simon Bird, James Buckley, Blake Harrison, Joe Thomas, Greg Davies)
Inside No. 9 (2014 - Present) (Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith)
The League Of Gentlemen (1997 - 1999, 1999 - 2001, 2002, 2005, 2007, 2017, 2018) (Jeremy Dyson, Mark Gatiss, Steve Pemberton, Reece Shearsmith)
There She Goes (2018 - 2020) (David Tennant,
Two Doors Down (2013, 2016 - Present) (Alex Norton, Jamie Quinn, Arabella Weir, Doon Mackichan, Jonathan Watson, Elaine C. Smith)
Bad Education (2012 - 2014, 2015) (Jack Whitehall, Matthew Horne, ect.)
Only Fools And Horses (1981 - 2003) (David Jason, Nicholas Lyndhurst, Buster Merryfield, Lenard Pearce, Roger Lloyd Pack)
Fawlty Towers (1975 - 1979) (John Cleese, Connie Booth, Prunella Scales, Andrew Sachs)
Broadchurch (2013 - 2017) (David Tennant, Olivia Colman)
Gogglebox (2013 - Present) (Reality show so no definitive cast)
If you do end up watching these, I hope you enjoy them as much as I do!
..... Will get a reward.
Because they work on many levels
Well, toucan play at that game.
Please find the list below:
Strategic Management: Value Creation, Sustainability, and Performance, 4th Edition: Page West
Using and Understanding Mathematics, 6th Edition: Jeffrey O. Bennett
Seeing Through Statistics, 4th Edition: Jessica M. Utts
A Problem Solving Approach to Mathematics for Elementary School Teachers, 12th Edition: Rick Billstein
An Introduction to the Human Services, 8th Edition: Marianne R. Woodside
Sustaining the Earth, 11th Edition: G. Tyler Miller
Essentials of Environmental Science, 2nd Edition: Andrew Friedland
In Mixed Company: Communicating in Small Groups, 9th Edition: J. Dan Rothwell
Food and Culture, 7th Edition: Kathryn P. Sucher
Introduction to Marine Biology, 4th Edition: George Karleskint
The Practice of Social Research, 14th Edition: Earl R. Babbie
Sociology: The Essentials, 9th Edition: Margaret L. Andersen
Race and Ethnic Relations: American and Global Perspectives, 10th Edition: Martin N. Marger
The Developing Person Through the Life Span, 10th Edition: Kathleen Stassen Berger
Business Analytics, 2nd Edition: James R. Evans
Illustrated Microsoft Office 365 & Office 2016: Introductory, 1st Edition: David W. Beskeen
Understanding Financial Statements, 11th Edition: Lyn M. Fraser
Leadership: Research Findings, Practice, and Skills, 8th Edition: Andrew J. DuBrin
Leadership: Enhancing the Lessons of Experience, 8th Edition: Richard Hughes
Medical Language Accelerated, 1st Edition: Steven Jones
Intercultural Communication: A Contextual Approach, 7th Edition: James W. Neuliep
Wrightsman's Psychology and the Legal System, 8th Edition: Edith Greene
Language Development, 5th Edition: Erika Hoff
Family Therapy: An Overview, 9th Edition: Irene Goldenberg
Cultural Diversity in Health and Illness, 9th Edition: Rachel E. Spector
Medical Terminology for Health Professio
Argon does not react.
Windows
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
#New Releases for May 2021
Data courtesy http://www.bookreporter.com
For more discussion, see the monthly New Releases post.
Title | Author | ReleaseDate |
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Autobiography | ||
^(Stranger Care) | ^(Sarah Sentilles) | ^(May 4, 2021) |
^(Sunshine Girl) | ^(Julianna Margulies) | ^(May 4, 2021) |
^(All the Way to the Tigers) | ^(Mary Morris) | ^(May 11, 2021) |
^(Our Symphony with Animals) | ^(Aysha Akhtar) | ^(May 11, 2021) |
^(Notes on Grief) | ^(Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie) | ^(May 11, 2021) |
^(The First Ten Years) | ^(Joseph Fink) | ^(May 11, 2021) |
^(Punch Me Up to the Gods) | ^(Brian Broome) | ^(May 18, 2021) |
^(The Window Seat) | ^(Aminatta Forna) | ^(May 18, 2021) |
^(Freedom) | ^(Sebastian Junger) | ^(May 18, 2021) |
^(Rockaway) | ^(Diane Cardwell) | ^(May 25, 2021) |
Fantasy | ||
^(Ariadne) | ^(Jennifer Saint) | ^(May 4, 2021) |
^(Sorrowland) | ^(Rivers Solomon) | ^(May 4, 2021) |
[^(A Master of Djinn)](https://www.goodreads.com/sear
... keep reading on reddit β‘'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I am currently in the hospital. I had a back operation yesterday. The surgical nurse came in my room and started asking questions about my back. She asked me if I had any falls during the last year. I responded just one. It was after summer.
She laughed and said in 20 years of doing this she never was told that joke.
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
To get to the... Bottom...
(as told by my 5yo son, I'm so proud)
Japan.
"No, the regular kind!" I laughed.
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
Please find the list below:
Davis's Drug Guide for Nurses, 15th Edition: April Hazard Vallerand & Cynthia A Sanoski & Judith Hopfer Deglin
Pediatric Dentistry: Infancy through Adolescence, 6th Edition: Arthur Nowak & John R. Christensen & Tad R. Mabry & Janice Alisa Townsend & Martha H. Wells
Macroeconomics: Principles, Applications, and Tools, 8th Edition: Arthur O'Sullivan & Steven Sheffrin & Stephen Perez
Crafting & Executing Strategy: The Quest for Competitive Advantage: Concepts and Cases, 20th Edition: Arthur Thompson & Margaret Peteraf & John Gamble & A. Strickland
Kozier & Erb's Fundamentals of Nursing, 10th Edition: Audrey T. Berman & Shirlee Snyder & Geralyn Frandsen
Pickard's Guide to Minimally Invasive Operative Dentistry, 10th Edition: Avit Banerjee & Timothy F. Watson
Retail Management, Global Edition, 13th Edition: Joel R. Evans & Patrali M. Chatterjee & Barry R. Berman
The Pancreas: An Integrated Textbook of Basic Science, Medicine, and Surgery, 3rd Edition: Hans G. Beger & Andrew L. Warshaw & Ralph H. Hruban & Markus W. Buchler & Markus M. Lerch & John P. Neoptolemos & Tooru Shimosegawa & David C. Whitcomb
Principles of Accounting, 12th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson
Principles of Accounting, 11th Edition: Belverd E. Needles & Marian Powers & Susan V. Crosson
Genetics Essentials: Concepts and Connections, 3rd Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce
Genetics: A Conceptual Approach, 6th Edition: Benjamin A. Pierce
We the People, Essentials 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir
We the People, Core 11th Edition: Benjamin Ginsberg & Theodore J. Lowi & Caroline J. Tolbert & Margaret Weir
Renewable Energy: Physics, Engineering, Environmental Impacts, Econom
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