3 Hilarious Hardware Tool Puns

Someone broke into the hardware store and stole all hardened steel tools cutting ridges for forming or smoothing surfaces...

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Feb 10 2019

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According to my wife the real dad joke is:

Me being send to the hardware store for $5 worth of tape and returning with $100 worth of tools (Not taking the tape, of course...)

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👤︎ u/b8410

📅︎ Jul 18 2018

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I dadjoked my boss today. He didn't see it coming.

So I work retail and I was restocking shelves on a hardware isle with tools, doohickeys, and thingies. He was walking and talking with a new boss (training him and such) when they stopped at my isle. They didn't really notice me so it was perfect.

I picked up a stud finder and hit 'em with a classic!

"Hey guys check it out! It's a stud finder" Runs it over chest "Beep beep beep. Oh hey it's working!"

My boss had a few chuckles and the other guy said something about it being stupid but smiled anyways. Me? I was laughing my ass off.

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👤︎ u/TheUndeadKid

📅︎ Feb 12 2014

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