I named my dog "Happy New Year"

when I call him in every night, the neighbors think I've lost my mind

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChangeNew389
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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Happy Lunar New Year 2021

Hopefully good health and prosperity aren't too much to "ox" for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ixfd64
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Happy New Year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yuzhesu03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Happy New Year fellow dad jokesters! For 2021, I’m going to turn all of my problems into opportunities.

Starting with my severe drinking opportunity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigaMike123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Day one: happy new year everyone

Is it just me or does last year feel like yesterday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Happy New Year! Remember kids, you need to make some good resolutions to become a better version of yourself.

If you don’t, they’ll just go in one year and right out the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RhaenSyth
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Happy new year!

Hindsight's finally 2020!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c0nf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Happy New Year's!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/damiansouthpaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Instead of 'Happy New Year' I said 'good year' to my wife.

I must be tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h8monster0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Happy new year everyone πŸ₯‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beraligatr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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happy crystal clear new year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patrickpang
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Happy new year
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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Happy New Year! I’d say 2018 ended on a good note.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Biz_Ascot_Junco
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Happy New Year

He also knew month, week and day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ichbintux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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The giant Dumbo ad playing at Times Square on new year's eve said "Happy New Year"...

It should have said "Happy New Ear" instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NewWhirledOrder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Happy New Years Guys, it's been a while!

I haven't been on Reddit ALL YEAR

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batalpaca
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2015
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Happy Chinese New Year!

Or as they say in China, Happy New Year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Incromulent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Happy New Year Everyone!

I'll remember 2015 like it was yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parin89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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