I know that the rules say no promoting but I'm not really promoting, just asking. I'm really sorry if I miss use this forum I don't use reddit that often.
anyway my mom recently lost a lot of her graphic tee shirts and she's super bummed out about it, our favorite Simpsons character is Hands Moleman (yes yes I know odd choice) so I think she'd really like it if I could get a Hans Moleman tee shirt for her!!
I googled Hans Moleman shirts but I'm unsure if any of the places are legit, I googled if they were and got mixed reviews so idk.
a good moleman to you all! Thanks in advance
I was gonna go for Gil Gunderson, but damn Nelson is just a kid whose mother is almost never home and his father skipped on him, yet he still dreams of the day they can all be a family again. That episode where he's staying with the Simpsons and he sings by the window, 🎵 "papa, can you see me? papa can you hear me?" 🎵
damn!
Sorry, fat fingers and dyslexia, I meant Nelson, not Nelaon
We've seen crazier things happen in the show so I just wanted to throw an idea out there.
There's very little known about Hans Moleman other than he dies a lot and he claims to be 31 years old. What we know about Frink is that both of his parents were scientists and Frink himself was a test tube baby created in a lab.
While we don't know the age of Frink himself, his dad is supposed to be 63, so he would have been 32 at the time of trying to create a form of a child using science, which would be an acceptable time for him to want someone to carry on the family Frink name. We also know that Frink Sr is a very proud man that sees any defect in genetics as a failure, believing Frink Jr to bring shame on the family for being weak.
It's possible that Hans, or multiple of them, are attempts at Professor Frink Sr at using science to create a child but the early versions were defective, be it rapid aging, lack of intelligence, or any number of things; with each version we've seen another attempt.
Now, there are two flaws, the first is that they don't look alike and the second is that Hans' father appeared in an episode. I believe I can explain both of those. With the apperance, it's a trope in sci fi cloning that there's some version of rapid gating as a flaw, which would explain why he looks 80 but says he's 31. They both have poor eyesight and wear a similiar style of glasses, and both of them have small tufts of hair only on the top of their head. Also, people generally shrink and hunch over with age, especially in the simpsons world, only getting worse such as Jasper and Old Jewish Man. As for the existing father, if the Hans' have rapid aging, that can either be explained as an earlier clone that has aged more possibly a lab assistant that was helping Frink Sr that helped contribute some genetics before Frink's mom joined the lab.
It's a weird theory that doesn't fully make sense but I can see the show putting something like this in season 45 when they eventually get around to letting Hans stay at their house and learn about his life.
New Hero Concept?? Hans, the mole man. Help me out
Keen on a lore base, but this is basic concept at the moment.
Q: Molehill: Hans creates a molehill that influences the move speed of players. Hans builds the molehill out from his current position, and he appears at the apex/centre. The influence scales based on distance from the centre (apex) of the molehill. Heroes moving ‘up’ (towards the apex) will be slowed heroes moving ‘down’ (away from apex) will increase move speed. Hans gains move speed at all times on the molehill due to his experience traversing this type of terrain. Allows traversing cliffs etc, destroys trees.
AOE: 500/600/700/800 Hans MS increase: 25/35/45/55% Other hero decrease/increase: 10% per 100 units (eg, 10% slow/increase in ‘outer’ 100 units up to 80% at inner 100)
W: Burrow — Hans places himself inside a burrow, untargetable by enemies, and he gains 3/4/5/6 % Max HP regen per second while he remains in the burrow. Creates a small molehill visible to enemies.
Lasts 8/10/12/14 seconds
E: Reverberation: Hans slows himself to concentrate on the movement he feels in the ground. Enemies standing still will not show, but enemies that move will become visible to Hans and his allies. Truesight included. Only heroes/player controlled units will appear. Heroes using ‘flying’ pathing will not show.
Self slow: 50% Radius: 100/1200/1400/1600 Channel: 3/4/5/6 seconds.
R: Tunnel — Hans digs into the ground and creates a tunnel into which his allies can follow. Hans can grab allies to bring them into his tunnel when they are inside melee range. Allies may exit at any time from the tunnel. Once exited, Hans cannot pull them back in the tunnel (fuck the griefers). The tunnel can path anywhere, like flying. Hans can move the tunnel around, and allies in the tunnel move with him. The tunnel does not show in the minimap, or to wards, but can be seen on the screen, kind of like bugs bunny digging. Tunnel moves at 80% Hans’ MS.
Allies that can be in tunnel: 1/2/3 Tunnel lasts: 30/45/60 seconds
AGHS: gives new ability with replenishing charges. Caverns: Hans can create a system of caverns by digging from one point to another up to 2000 units away. The caverns remain in place until a new one replaces it. Gives no vision at either end. Allies may enter a cavern, and will exit at the other end of the cavern at the time it takes their unit to move the length of the cavern.
Replenishing charges: 3 — 60 seconds per replenish
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