Best in terms of anything
Short Cuts: Robert Downey Jr., Jennifer Jason Leigh, Tom Waits, Lily Tomlin, Madeleine Stowe, Tim Robbins, Frances McDormand, Lyle Lovett, Fred Ward, Buck Henry, Anne Archer, Huey Lewis, Lili Taylor, Julianne Moore, Chris Penn, Lori Singer, Jack Lemmon, Peter Gallagher, Annie Ross, Matthew Modine, and Andie MacDowell.
The Great Escape: Steve McQueen, James Garner, Richard Attenborough, Charles Bronson, James Donald, Donald Pleasence, James Coburn, Hannes Messemer, John Leyton, Angus Lennie, Jud Taylor, and Nigel Stock.
The Godfather: Marlon Brando, Diane Keaton, Al Pacino, Robert Duvall, James Caan, Sterling Hayden, Talia Shire, Richard Conte, John Marley, Richard S. Castellano, John Cazale, and Al Lettieri.
My Picks would be
The Great Escape: Steve McQueen, Donald Pleasence, Richard Attenborough, James Garner, James Donald, Charles Bronson, Hannes Messemer, David McCallum, Robert Desmond, John Leyton, and Gordon Jackson.
Casablanca: Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Paul Henreid, Sydney Greenstreet, Conrad Veidt, Claude Rains, Peter Lorre, Madeleine Lebeau, S. Z. Sakall, Dooley Wilson, Joy Page, and Leonid Kinskey.
Sunset Boulevard: William Holden, Nancy Olson, Gloria Swanson, Erich von Stroheim, Fred Clark, Lloyd Gough, Jack Webb, Cecil B. DeMille, Hedda Hopper, Buster Keaton, Anna Q. Nilsson, H. B. Warner, Ray Evans, Jay Livingston, and Robert Emmett O'Connor.
From Here to Eternity: Burt Lancaster, Montgomery Clift, Deborah Kerr, Frank Sinatra,Donna Reed, Ernest Borgnine, George Reeves, Philip Ober, Mickey Shaughnessy, Merle Travis,Jack Warden, and Claude Akins.
Johnny Guitar: Ian MacDonald, Joan Crawford, Sterling Hayden, Mercedes McCambridge, Ernest Borgnine, Ben Cooper, John Carradine, Royal Dano, Robert Osterloh, Frank Ferguson, Rhys Williams, and Paul Fix.
Judgment at Nuremberg: Spencer Tracy, Marlene Dietrich, Burt Lancaster, Richard Widmark, Judy Garland, Werner Klemperer, Maximilian Schell, Montgomery Clift, William Shatner, and Edward Binns.
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Sudden Lee
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
Windows
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
Japan.
it's Hans free now..
second hand stores!
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasn’t expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
and not:
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
It’s for Hispanic attacks
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, “Change the batteries in your hearing aid”.
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
It’s Either The Great Escape or The Royal Tenenbaums for me
The Great Escape: Steve McQueen, Donald Pleasence, Richard Attenborough, James Garner, James Donald, Charles Bronson, Hannes Messemer, David McCallum, Robert Desmond, John Leyton, and Gordon Jackson.
The Royal Tenenbaums: Gene Hackman, Danny Glover, Anjelica Huston, Gwyneth Paltrow, Bill Murray, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson, and Luke Wilson.
