Most people have hand eye coordination
But pirates have eye eye coordination
Does this one count?
I left my phone in the bathroom at my work(which is a thing I tend to do). My events coordinator came into the back with tears down her eyes, laughing hysterically, with it in hand.
"What happened?"
"You left your phone in the bathroom and I texted your dad saying this phone was left in the bathroom and to please call the restaurant."
"You shouldn't have texted my dad."
"I know! He called the restaurant and said that this was they phone number of his daughter that died three years ago by choking to death while eating here!"
"Oh my God..."
"I know! When I asked if he was serious he said "nah, she's just the ditzy Asian girl that leaves her phone everywhere.""
