22 Hilarious Had Enough Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My brother had to quit his job as a weightlifter because he wasn't strong enough.

He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.

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👤︎ u/Karma-Effect

📅︎ Nov 13 2020

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I had enough of these puns I’m...

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👤︎ u/Ithinkhisnameis

📅︎ Mar 22 2021

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My wife screamed at me, "You're obsessed with those Star Wars movies. I've had enough. I'm leaving you."

"May divorce be with you!!" I replied.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 22 2021

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I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...

The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....

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👤︎ u/bobbylake71

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power

That’s a lot of wasted votes

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👤︎ u/lukeurmyson

📅︎ Oct 21 2020

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My 13yo has had enough. I disagree.

https://imgur.com/a/b4uxwBM

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👤︎ u/harryISbored

📅︎ Jan 29 2020

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My son has had enough of my jokes. He said, “Dad, stop joking around!”

I said, “Okay son, I will joke within.”

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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If I was drowning and I had enough money for 1 drink I'd buy a rootbeer float.

They're my favorite.

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👤︎ u/KnightHawk37

📅︎ Jul 18 2020

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I’ve really had enough with unsharpened pencils

THEY’RE POINTLESS

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👤︎ u/lljjaicksll

📅︎ Apr 30 2020

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My fiancée asked if I could sharpen her pencil. After the pencil had been sharpened, I continued to sharpen. She said “okay that’s enough!”

I said “I was just trying to make a point”.

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👤︎ u/PixelSniper17

📅︎ Apr 06 2020

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How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?

When it's full.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed

📅︎ Feb 14 2020

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My son learned about radioactive decay in chemistry class, he was real excited when he got home and had a million questions. He wanted to build a reactor in the back yard. I told him we couldn’t. “What, are you not smart enough?”

“No U”

I’ll see myself out.

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👤︎ u/TheVoidofChemistry

📅︎ Oct 29 2018

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I've had enough of people stealing my hay...

It's the last straw

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👤︎ u/machi_koro

📅︎ Mar 13 2019

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Can't wait for summer, had enough of this...

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👤︎ u/inspiringlondon

📅︎ Dec 05 2018

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It all keeps adding up, I think I’ve had enough. Am I just paranoid, or...

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👤︎ u/rarehighfives

📅︎ Nov 08 2017

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Figured this had enough dad joke cringe to be here. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…

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👤︎ u/The1Zenith

📅︎ Jun 29 2019

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I believe all ships that didn't have enough lifeboats had the same lifeboats.

Why, you ask?

All their passengers were in the same boat.

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👤︎ u/vault114

📅︎ Oct 18 2018

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We make fun of constipated people, and they finally had enough.

They are ready to start a movement.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Oct 17 2018

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Ah I’ve had enough of this sh*t

Said the man with piles

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👤︎ u/bigboi360420

📅︎ Apr 08 2019

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A son is telling his dad a story that he had learned in history class. The father’s other child constantly interrupted his sibling’s story. The dad had enough and told his interrupting child,

“Stop interrupting! It’s not your story, it’s ‘history.’”

Edit: not sure how to express the pun of the word ‘history’ so to clarify, it’s a play on ‘his story.’

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👤︎ u/jakebake800

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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I thought 2016 had taken enough celebrities

And then WHAM! there goes another one.

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👤︎ u/mrlavalava

📅︎ Dec 26 2016

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When my wife said she'd had enough of my dad jokes...

I told her not to worry because I was all out of jokes. I was completely joke broke. In fact, you could say I was punniless.

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👤︎ u/KenNotKent

📅︎ Oct 16 2015

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