He handed in his too weak notice yesterday.
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
That’s a lot of wasted votes
https://imgur.com/a/b4uxwBM
I said, “Okay son, I will joke within.”
THEY’RE POINTLESS
I said “I was just trying to make a point”.
When it's full.
“No U”
I’ll see myself out.
It's the last straw
Why, you ask?
All their passengers were in the same boat.
Said the man with piles
They are ready to start a movement.
“Stop interrupting! It’s not your story, it’s ‘history.’”
Edit: not sure how to express the pun of the word ‘history’ so to clarify, it’s a play on ‘his story.’
And then WHAM! there goes another one.
I told her not to worry because I was all out of jokes. I was completely joke broke. In fact, you could say I was punniless.
