Guten tag bois.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/r_kuma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Guten bag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/invigibleman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Guten Bag
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AccurateSleep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I often worry about German sausages

Basically I fear the wurst.

Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kimenon001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I believe I speak for almost all of us here

*Good morning *Buenos dias *Bonjour *Guten Morgen *Boungiorno *Bom dia *God morgon *Selamat pagi *Goedemorgen *God morgen *Dobroye utro

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Ok hear me out

<GUTEN> should have been an HTML tag because it would be the guten tag. How has nobody thought of this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanupriya_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What game do German kids play in the morning?

Guten tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalegNar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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How do you know if a product is made in Germany?

If it has the Guten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shooked_bruv420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Germany has unveiled a new, healthy meal plan for all its citizens

They call it the Guten Free Diet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuskiHuski
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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[English/Dutch Bilingual Pun] Two fish meet in the ocean, one speaking English and the other speaking Dutch.

English fish: "Hi!"

Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"

(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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How do you greet a German Shepherd in their native language?

Guten Dog!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hausofthedead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2018
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How do German Vegans like their pasta?

Guten - Free

bitte :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/not_mynameW
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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What do you call someone who isn't German

Guten free

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anoobisme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What do you call someone who doesn't speak any German?

Guten free.

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