What did Andy Griffith say when he caught his son taking drugs?
"Opie, um..."
Found Martin Griffiths on comic con, he did commissions and drew me a tattoo :D
Thanks to the Andy Griffith Show, Ron Howard...
...was the first OP.
Andy's aunt on The Andy Griffith Show got poison ivy on her arm and all she did was complain...
She was Bee-itchy!
My son was dating Edith when he met a babe named Kate.
I told him you can't have your Kate and Edith too!!
Whats yellow, has four legs, flys, and weighs a thousand pounds?
Two 500lb canaries 😂 (Joke may or may not have been stolen from The Andy Griffith Show S2 EP5 "Barney on the Rebound")
