Where I think the still active Free Agents in MLB should go, and I mean all of them. (Age, Fangraphs WAR).
Catchers:
Luke Maile (31, 0.3)- BAL, TOR
Stephen Vogt (37, 0.1) - OAK, SEA, PHI
Grayson Greiner (29, 0.0)- DET, NYY
Jeff Mathis (39, 0.0)- RETIRE
Rob Brantly (32, -0.1)- TB, NPB
Yohel Pozo (25, -0.1)- BAL, CHC, LAA
Wilson Ramos (34, -0.2)- DET, CWS
Jose Lobaton (37, -0.3)-TB, BOS
Robinson Chirinos (37, -0.4)-RETIRE
Kurt Suzuki (38, -0.4)- NPB
Andrew Knapp (30, -0.6)-OAK, KC
Chance Sisco (27, -0.6)KC, NYY
Austin Romine (33, -0.9)NYY, NPB
David Garcia (22, N/A), TEX, ARI, PHI, ATL
First Baseman:
Freddie Freeman (32, 7.8)- ATL
Anthony Rizzo (32, 2.7)-BOS, WSH
Brad Miller (32, 1.8)-STL, PHI
Ryan Zimmerman (37, 0.4)-WSH
Colin Moran (29, 0.3)-MIL, HOU
Daniel Vogelbach (29, 0.1)-NPB
Ronald Guzmán (27, 0.0)-NPB, CIN
Danny Santana (31, -0.3)-NYM, CWS
Todd Frazier (36, -0.4)- CIN, SEA
Albert Pujols (42, -0.4)-STL,
José Marmolejos (29, -0.6)-KC, HOU
Mike Ford (29, -0.8)-TEX, SEA, MIA
Second Baseman:
Donovan Solano (34, 2.0)-BAL,NYM
Josh Harrison (34, 1.8)-DET,TB
Jed Lowrie (38, 0.9)-BOS,OAK
Chris Owings (30, 0.6)-LAA, MIA
Jason Kipnis (35, 0.6)-ATL,CLE
Matt Carpenter (36, 0.0)-STL, CLE
Jordy Mercer (35, 0.0)-PIT, MIL
Greg Garcia (32, -0.2)-BOS, WSH
Dee Strange-Gordon (34, -0.3)-CIN,MIA,LAD
Franklin Barreto (26, -0.4)-MIL
Rio Ruiz (28, -0.4)TEX, OAK, LAD
Marwin Gonzalez (33, -0.5)-MIN, HOU
Eric Sogard (36, -0.7)-RETIRE
Pat Valaika (29, -0.8)-NPB,BAL
Third Baseman:
Kyle Seager (34, 4.0)-RETIRE
Kris Bryant (30, 4.0)-LAD,PHI,SF
Jonathan Villar (31, 1.8)-CWS
Matt Duffy (31, 1.5)CHC,ARI
Hanser Alberto (29, 1.2)-MIN
Maikel Franco (29, 0.9)-TOR,COL
Charlie Culberson (33, 0.5)-SEA
Ronald Torreyes (29, 0.5)-PHI,BAL
Starlin Castro (32, 0.4)-NYY,CHC
José Rondón (28, 0.3)-PIT,OAK,CLE
Ehire Adrianza (32, 0.2)-MIN,TOR
Asdrúbal Cabrera (36, 0.0)-RETIRE
Jake Lamb (31, 0.0)-OAK,ATL
Travis Shaw (32, -0.1)-TEX,SF
Brandon Drury (29, -0.2)-ARI,KC
Eddy Alvarez (32, -0.2)-PHI,COL
Brock Holt (34, -0.3)-PIT
Joe Panik (31, -1.0)-NPB
Ildemaro Vargas (30, -1.1) -MIN,MIL
Shortstops:
Carlos Correa (27, 6.6 WAR)-PHI,HOU,MIA
Trevor Story (29, 6.0)-NYY
José Iglesias (32, 2.6)-NYM,DET,MIL,SD
Freddy Galvis (32, 2.0)-NPB
Andrelton Simmons (32, 0.0)-LAA
Pete Kozma (34, 0.0)-STL,SEA,SD
Deven Marrero (31, 0.0)-SF, ARI
Andrew Romine (36, -0.3)-COACHING ROLE
Left Fi
... keep reading on reddit ➡Following the recent announcement of Australia and Australia ‘A’ playing a warm-up match prior to this summers Ashes series, I’m having a look at the time two Australian cricket teams faced off in an official competition.
This is a mid-90’s story of cheeky player swaps, parochial supporters cheering against their own national team, and no one rating the Poms: all against the colourful backdrop of pyjama cricket
Cricket:
Cricket is one of the most popular sports Worldwide. Played predominantly in former British colonies, Cricket is a largely Summer sport that see’s elite matches being played in a varied climates, conditions and locales ranging from Karachi to Dublin, from Durban to Providence.
Involving two teams of XI playing against each other, Cricket has developed from humble beginnings since the 1600’s to be a serious world-wide sport involving Googlies and gullys, silly-mid ons and Irish swing, flippers and fine-legs.
In its simplest form involves a 22-yard pitch in the middle of an oval. At one end stands a 'batter,' who protects his/her 'wicket' while holding a bat. The batter protects their 'stumps' from the 'bowler' who sends down 'deliveries' or '[balls](http
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
