Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bay’s game today. It will be like

Silence of the Lambeau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What’s big, green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaneKerman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What’s green and doesn’t weigh much?

Light green

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What’s green and mean and stabs you when you hug It

Cactus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bishboshTV
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Did you hear about Canada’s new green initiative?

They’re replacing plastic water bottles with a Canada water.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lanman33
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What’s green and turns red when you push a button?

A frog in a blender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schmicklebutt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What’s green and sings...

Elvis Parsley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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What’s black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle.

my grandpa tells this one all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GameyBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What’s that green head of something that is the main part of a salad?

Lettuce think about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicalPenguin28
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What do you call a bunch of green veggies and Dr. Strange’s first line?

Cue-Cumberbatch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marvinli
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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What’s green and stands on one leg?

A phlegm-ingo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dis_newt02
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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What’s green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryo03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Listening to the radio, my eldest asks: β€œWhat’s green energy?”

β€œWell see, you take blue energy and yellow energy and mix them together…”

And then my youngest adds in β€œYea, yellow and blue make green!”

Eldest was unsatisfied with that answer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SednaBoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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What’s green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree on to your head?

A pool table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictorHelios1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?

A billiards table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pandacoat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2020
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What’s green and fuzzy and will kill you if it fell out of a tree

A pool table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hippity-hopp
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What’s green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree could kill you?

A pool table!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What’s green, fuzzy and when it falls down from trees can kill?

A pool table πŸ˜–

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A Pool Table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Football_Justin87
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What’s green and not very heavy?

Light green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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What’s green and has wheels?

Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DietCokeSkittles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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What’s green and not very heavy?

Light green.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheskkkk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What’s green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadbologna
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2018
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