Why didn't Tutankhamun have a great tall pyramid?
Because he had a pharaoh heights.
This weekend, the Geriatric Cheerleaders of America broke the world record for the largest number of men stacked on top of each other.
It was a great pyramid of geezers.
What tourist Location is best for old people?
The great pyramid of geezer
Why are Egyptians such great businessmen?
Because they're great at pyramid schemes!
Where did elderly ancient Egyptians gather?
In the great pyramid of geezer
