My friend Robert was going on and on about how great it is to cook food on a stick.

So I just said, β€œK, Bob.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingInTheNorth57
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation

like when you have to change someone's mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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Me and my date got tired of eating in dark restaurants, the food isn't even that great

Today we ate the dinner with delight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wuchta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere

1 to 10 how good was it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DEADMAN-CN
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere

source; zhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BjewX90g6tj/?hl=nl&taken-by=jojothegamingdad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakkerman1995
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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How would you describe Chinese food that isn't great?

Tso-Tso

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSpanky1193
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2016
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Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?

Because it's see-food!

my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.

edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.

thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberrich
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Ever heard of the restaurant in space?

Great food!, no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-like-JJBA
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Just got a new job as a waiter.

The pay isn’t great, but it puts food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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My sister dadjoked me pretty good over dinner.

I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."

She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wibbs1123
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Royalprincess19
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ol2001
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/firstpool
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2017
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Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon

Great food no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OwnSpecialist8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food.... no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/3-Clin3_2a
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mastr9ball
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I went for dinner on the moon the other day

Great food, but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finners112
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

Great food but really no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotPoloG
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Il-lupo-del-sud-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?

GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Recently got a job as a waiter

It’s not great, but it puts food on the table

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBRali
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Just got a new job as a waiter

it's not great but it puts food on the table.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsedClimate
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hemihilex
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?

The food’s great, but there’s no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There's great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BatGirl2011
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chanel_Lackaday
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrekuLater
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but it has no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddycrispy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lockdoggs15
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/horoblast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?

The food was great, but there was no atmosphere πŸ˜ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmarrie99
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redcapeteer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I went to a restaurant on the moon

I mean, the food was great, but the place had absolutely no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xSlashNZx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thor_kingofasgard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

There’s great food, but no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theOG-MrSiR
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Get_Swazzed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?

Great food, but no atmosphere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CCtheRedditman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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