My friend Robert was going on and on about how great it is to cook food on a stick.
So I just said, βK, Bob.β
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︎ May 19 2020
A man should always carry a knife. It can cut your food, open beer bottles, be a screwdriver, or even be used as a toothpick. It works great for cleaning your fingernails, and it's quite useful in an emergency situation
like when you have to change someone's mind.
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︎ Dec 10 2019
Me and my date got tired of eating in dark restaurants, the food isn't even that great
Today we ate the dinner with delight.
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︎ Oct 05 2019
I went to a restaurant on the moon great food but sadly no atmosphere
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︎ Aug 07 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere
source;
zhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BjewX90g6tj/?hl=nl&taken-by=jojothegamingdad
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︎ Jun 01 2018
How would you describe Chinese food that isn't great?
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︎ Sep 28 2016
Why can't blind people eat ocean fish?
Because it's see-food!
my 11 year old daughter ran in here while cooking greens and dropped that knowledge on us. I couldn't be more proud lol.
edit: just wanted to let those of you who have is awards that I appreciate it! I told my daughter about them and she asked if she can keep telling jokes for me to put on here lol. should get fairly interesting.
thanks all. I hope you had a great turkey gobble day
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Ever heard of the restaurant in space?
Great food!, no atmosphere!
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Just got a new job as a waiter.
The pay isnβt great, but it puts food on the table.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
My sister dadjoked me pretty good over dinner.
I took my kid sister to In-N-Out for dinner. I asked for my burger with no pickles. I took a bite and said, "I definitely just bit into a pickle."
She looked at me and said, "Dill with it."
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︎ Feb 16 2018
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 5
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︎ May 25 2019
Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 23 2018
did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere
π︎ 5
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 01 2017
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
π︎ 2
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food.... no atmosphere.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 13
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︎ Oct 13 2020
I went for dinner on the moon the other day
Great food, but no atmosphere
π︎ 4
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
Great food but really no atmosphere
π︎ 12
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︎ Sep 24 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere
π︎ 45
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︎ Jun 17 2020
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE RESTAURANT ON THE MOON?
GREAT FOOD.... NO ATMOSPHERE
π︎ 13
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Recently got a job as a waiter
Itβs not great, but it puts food on the table
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π
︎ Jun 17 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 67
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Just got a new job as a waiter
it's not great but it puts food on the table.
π︎ 2
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︎ Jun 22 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, NO ATMOSPHERE
π︎ 49
π
︎ Mar 19 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 10
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︎ May 05 2020
Have you heard about the resturant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 6
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you hear about that restaurant on the moon?
The foodβs great, but thereβs no atmosphere.
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π
︎ Jan 27 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
There's great food, but no atmosphere.
π︎ 26
π
︎ Feb 22 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 15
π
︎ Feb 20 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 5
π
︎ Apr 17 2020
Did you hear about the restaurant on the Moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
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π
︎ Jul 31 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
π︎ 11
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but it has no atmosphere
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 14
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︎ Oct 07 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
π︎ 13
π
︎ Nov 05 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
π︎ 24
π
︎ Aug 07 2019
Have you heard about that new restaurant on the moon?
The food was great, but there was no atmosphere πͺ
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︎ Oct 20 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 4
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︎ Aug 12 2019
I went to a restaurant on the moon
I mean, the food was great, but the place had absolutely no atmosphere.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere
π︎ 2
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︎ Aug 27 2019
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Thereβs great food, but no atmosphere.
π︎ 7
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︎ Oct 26 2019
Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
The food is great, but thereβs just no atmosphere.
π︎ 4
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Did you here about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, no atmosphere.
π︎ 5
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere
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︎ Apr 24 2019
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