A list of puns related to "Great Day"
I guess she really likes being corrected on her grammar.
They were playing a game of croquet.
Itβs our family hair loom.
I said "Eh, she's alright I guess."
When it's peeling good.
I saw him picking up a quarter off the floor.
I said to him, "Is that where you keep all your quarters? That makes a lot of sense."
He says, "Yeah, 25 cents." then laughed for 5 minutes to himself, then kept laughing about it sporadically throughout the day.
Edit: I just wanna say thanks to my s/o /u/rainbowdongs for being so hilarious. <3 Happy anniversary! Love you!
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He wanted a pear for morning tea at school so I gave him one. This afternoon when I picked him up:
Me: "Tomorrow, do you want a pear for morning tea?"
7yo: "A pair of what?"
So proud right now.
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
You know, fry day.
So we all went out to the bar !
Itβs cinco de mayo!
βThanks! You/2β
*I am not a real Dad but I have one and Iβve studied the art.
Iβm like, thatβs nearly impossible!
I teach high school math. The other day, December 1st, one of my students was looking at the date he wrote down on the paper he was about to turn in and said, "Hey, today's December!"
And I replied, "Yeah, and tomorrow's December, too."
The class started groaning at my bad joke, but I didn't even realize I had said a pun until they started groaning! I don't even have children, but the dad in me must already be growing.
Whoβs the smelliest billionaire in the world? Elon MUSK!!
I hear they're good for circulation.
4 year old: "Ok, repeat after me"
2 year old: "After me"
Me: beaming with pride
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We're getting married in less than 2 weeks and I was cutting out paper hearts for our flower girl to throw. The hearts are made out of music paper and newspaper (representing the careers we're in).
Once we had finished cutting, the fiance picks up a newspaper we had cut some hearts out of and examines it closely.
He turns to me and very seriously says, "You know, this story has a lot of holes in it."
Cue groan and begrudging chuckle. I think I picked a keeper.
My cousin and his wife have a 3 year old daughter, and they're traveling to visit us cross-country for Thanksgiving. In the hotel last night, cousin (Steven) was discussing breakfast with his daughter (Emily).
Steven: "Tomorrow morning, before we leave, the hotel is going to cook us breakfast!"
Emily: "Daddy, how is the hotel going to cook us breakfast? It doesn't even have hands!"
Steven said he's never been prouder.
My son is 5. He was cutting out paper and put it in the shape of a (very crude) gun.
"Dad, what kind of gun does this look like?"
I dunno son - it kind of looks like a hand gun.
Son: "A gun that shoots out hands?"
..........he got me.
Both of my sisters have runny noses.
Eldest sister: My runny nose is so gross.
Youngest sister: Mine is snot.
My friend is working on his homework and I notice his Ctrl key was missing.
Me: "Hey, what happened to your Ctrl key?"
Friend: "I've lost Ctrl."
Not mine
Me: I need to wash my hair. It's so dirty it almost doesn't look blonde anymore.
Him: Well kind of. It looks..... dirty blonde.
I car pool with one of my co-workers and our conversation this morning went like this:
Me: "This job is just depressing. I know we work in IT and are secluded down in a basement but I would feel more cheerful if we were located in the office with WINDOWS..."
Him: "What are you talking about? We already are in an office with plenty of windows"
Me: "Huh?"
Him: "We work in IT. They're plenty of Windows to see."
Me putting baby down to sleep upstairs: "hey, can you throw up the baby's blanket?"
Her: makes throw up sounds for a second.."sorry nothing is coming up!"
Me: "sigh..can you toss up the blanket then?"
We had just left a restaurant and he had been holding this in the whole time Him: "sp3cimen you must be a lumberjack" Me: "Why's that?" Him: "Because you always smell like Axe! Ba dum tishhh" I've never been more proud.
Nurse: "How are you feeling today, George?"
Grandpa George: "Sober."
-later-
Cafeteria worker: "What would you like to drink today?"
Grandpa George: "Whiskey."
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