Asked my 2 year old daughter why she is goofy. Her response...

"I'm not goofy, I'm Gracie!"

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👤︎ u/redline380
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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My grandad checks the obituaries each morning as soon as he gets up.

He can't have breakfast until he makes sure his name isn't on there.

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👤︎ u/trentgibbo
📅︎ Oct 04 2021
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