Shipping is $4 to US; will quote for elsewhere. All tested once unless otherwise noted. Happy to check out swap lists (Arcana Deer Goddesses!) but will be picky (trying to move things out without bringing an equal number in!). Cross-posted.

Arcana

• Caramel LN (5ml) Rich toffee, sticky maple, sugar cane, and Tonka bean absolute. $14
• Pumpkin LN (5ml) A golden gourd sugared with maple and dusted with pie spices. $14
• Pumpkins Crave Resins (5ml) Gilded amber, black amber, 10 year old labdanum absolute, black tea, and boozy golden gourd. $14
• Witches Cavort with Cupcakes (5ml) Pumpkin spice cupcakes are smothered in gobs of cream cheese frosting. $18

Balefire Apothecary

• Hobgoblin (10ml roller) The first fallen autumn leaves, freshly rolled hay bales, sweet tonka and bread pudding topped with cinnamon maple oats. $12
• Impish Cider (10ml roller) Cursed last harvests of apples, pumpkins and peaches slathered in spiced honey aged in an oak barrel and garnished with desiccated maple leaves. $12
• Midnight Cackle (10ml roller) A roaring balefire, toasted marshmallows, pumpkin coffee brewed with Hallowed grounds and topped with coconut cream. $12

NAVA

• And How! (5ml) Lavender Crème, Marshmallow Crème, Kashmir Red Musk, Vanilla essence, African Vanilla Bean and French Lavender. $18 pending
• Afternoon Tea Cat (5ml, full to a bit below TOL) Black Tea, Vanilla Tea Cake accord, Tonka Bean, Ember SL Vanilla Absolute, White Clove, Bastet’s Ice Cream, Crystal and Crystalline. $15
• Baby Dino Lemon-Lime Sorbet (5ml) Lime expressed, Key Lime skin, Mandarin, Apricot, Lemon, Coconut, Bastet’s Musk, Vanilla fleck and Crystalline Absolute. $18
• Bastet’s Mystifying Caramel Biscuit (5ml, full with dip) Sugar Biscuit accord, Buttercream Frosting, Vanilla Extraction, Caramel Sage Crème, Molasses Sugar, Caramelized Vanilla Bean, Caramelized Rum, Maple Leaf, French Vanilla Bean and Custard. $17
• Crimson SL (2ml) A pure Egyptian Red Musk that is a skin musk the envelopes the wearer in a sheer, deep and aromatic scent that binds with the natural warmth of the skin and is both alluring and unisexual. $7
• Dance Away These Days (5ml) *Bergamot, Lime, Patchouli, Lime zest, Tonka Bean, eNVie saphir, Guatemalan Cardamom, NA Chypre blend (wood moss, citrus, patchouli, musk) and Amber.

#Nightfall - The Ordeal: The Corrupted

###Modifiers:

• Nightfall: Adept
• Denial: Taken Vandals summon their shields significantly more often.
• Nightfall: Hero
• All previous modifiers
• Champions: Unstoppable: This mode contains Unstoppable Champions, which cannot be stopped without an Unstoppable mod.
• Champions: Overload: This mode contains Overload Champions, which cannot be stopped without an Overload mod.
• Champions: Taken: This mode contains both Overload and Unstoppable Champions, which cannot be stunned without an Overload or Unstoppable mod, respectively.
• Hero Modifiers: Extra Shields
• Sedia's Durance: Arc damage increased. Knockback damage and distance increased.
• Nightfall: Legend
• All previous modifiers
• Equipment Locked: You will not be able to change your equipment after this activity starts.
• Match Game: Enemy shields are highly resistant to all unmatched elemental damage.
• Legend Modifiers: Locked Loadout & Match Game & Extra Shields
• Nightfall: Master
• All previous modifiers
• Famine: All ammunition drops are significantly reduced.
• Master Modifiers: Champions: Mob & Locked Loadout & Match Game & Extra Shields
• Champions: Mob: This mode contains additional Champions.
• Nightfall: Grandmaster
• All previous modifiers
• Epitaph: Taken combatants generate blight geysers when defeated.
• Chaff: Radar is disabled.
• Grandmaster Modifiers: Extinguish & Limited Revives & Contest & Join In Progress Disabled & Champions: Mob & Locked Loadout & Match Game & Extra Shields
• Extinguish: If your fireteam falls in a Restricted Zone, everyone is returned to orbit.
• Limited Revives: Limited fireteam revives. Gain additional revives by defeating Champions.

###Rewards:

• Nightfall Exclusive Drop: Horror's Least (Pulse Rifle)

• Powerful (Tier 1) reward: Get 3 points by completing runs. Higher difficulties grant more points.

• Pinnacle reward: Get a score of 100k. Since modifiers are fixed, this requires a high difficulty run.

#Weekly Crucible Rotator: Clash Fight for victory by defeating opponents.

#Vanguard Burn: Solar Singe

The other modifieres rotate daily, check out the Daily Reset Thread for them!

#Europa

• Eclipsed Zone: Cadmus Ridge
• Empire Hunt

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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&gt;>TREANA'AD HIVE WORLDS<<

Sis, come out. Have some popcorn and some spiced and baked festive holiday gourd seeds.

Come on. Come out.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>MANTID FREE WORLDS<<

No.

I'm fine right here behind the couch in my blanket fort.

But hand me some popcorn and seeds.

Ooh, and a Fizzybrew.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS<<

I thought the Terrans announced themselves and offered an opportunity to surrender.

I know they sterilized systems that were Lanaktallan controlled during the war, but this is really different.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>LEEBAW CONTEMPLATION POOL<<

It's like these guys are completely silent.

It's eerie.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>RIGELLIAN SAURIAN COMPACT<<

They're... not TDH.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>DIGITAL ARTIFICIAL SENTIENCE SYSTEMS<<

Oof. The Theseus? They mean business.

Ooh, Quack is being fielded?

That flotilla is roughly a fifth of their known ships. That means that, if they follow their patterns over the last eight thousand years, they've got another 5th in for rearming and repairs, another fifth preparing for a mission, and the remaining 2/5ths guarding their systems as backup for the home guard.

If Quack was activated, that means their four or five other heavyweights are too.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>CONFEDMIL<<

We've spotted three of the others.

We haven't spotted Hell's Heart yet.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>MANTID FREE WORLDS<<

Thank the Digital Omnimessiah.

brrrrr

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>AKLTAK SOARING WORLDS<<

OK, who are they if they aren't TDH?

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>TNVARU GRIPPING HANDS<<

Yeah.

I mean, their ship lines are all off, they make sure the ship's lit up like they want it targeted, and how did they come in? What was that? I've never seen anything like it!

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>LANAKTALLAN FREE HERD<<

How did you get this, Telkan?

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>TELKAN FORGE WORLDS<<

I'm not at liberty to say.

---NOTHING FOLLOWS---

&gt;>CONFEDMIL<<

I know, so does CONFEDINT and CONFEDMILINT.

---NOT

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Throughout the wedding planning process, this was my north star, my guiding light, my beacon. Everything was going to be worth it once I made it through the fire, because I was going to be married to the love of my life, and more importantly—I was going to make a budget breakdown post on r/weddingplanning for our wedding weekend in Chicago.

And now we made it, and I get to share what I learned and give back to the community that helped me so much during those sometimes dark sometimes bright months.

So here it is, the budget breakdown for our Chicago wedding, which happened on October 30th, 2021. (Also included in budget is the welcome dinner and the farewell brunch).

Okay but first, pictures (professional) (Credit: Zen Orchid Photography)

And some amateur ones

And if you just want to look at our finances spreadsheet, you can do that here.

Ok now we're on to the good stuff...

Venue

$2500 (normally $5k) - Floating World Gallery - Would Recommend

Included: All of the chairs, 18 8ft tables, 6 cocktail or highboy tables, and a smattering of other sized tables

We did the ceremony and reception on site and it worked beautifully. We moved our wedding date to 10/30 so we could have this venue, partially because it was on sale for half price (normally it's 5k), and partially because we really liked the location and the venue itself. It was right in the city (near Armitage and Halsted), in a cute neighborhood that would have things for people to do before the wedding, and was walkable and close to public transit.

Allen, the venue manager, was really easy to work with and always responded to emails within 24 hours, usually sooner.

Biggest downside of this place is that it wasn't an all-inclusive venue, and rentals + staff ended up eating up more of our budget than we thought they would. If I could do it over again, I might look harder for an all-inclusive venue.

On the upside, we had total control over what we wanted with this venue: outside catering, bar, DJ, etc.

Catering

$3267 - Irazu - Would HIGHLY Recommend

Cost includes $160 tip for the servers.

2 buffet-style appetizers (spinach and cheese empanadas and guacamole), buffet dinner (chicken criollo, steak tico, summer squash, fried plainta

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

This is the last one before we get back to the main arc... I swear!

Any of you wonder how a "proper" lady wound up with such a "motley" crew?

The rest of the series can be found here

***

On a pier a small group of Garthra, dressed as if they were going to a ball, stood in the darkness of night as if they were waiting.

After consulting an antique pocket watch, the oldest male opened a box in which there was one vial for each of them containing a number of pills.

“It’s time,” He said with as calm a voice as he could manage. “I’m so terribly, terribly sorry.”

“It’s ok, papa,” a young woman said as she reached in and took her vial and smiled at him.

Each of the others followed suit.

His finely dressed wife reached into a basket and pulled out a dust covered bottle and a small cloth. She wiped it clean and admired it for a moment before passing it to a servant.

Giving them a weak smile, the stripe pulled a corkscrew from his pocket.

He filled a glass for each of them.

“It’s been an honor, My Lord,” he said as he handed the eldest his glass.

“Thank you, Gvvalan,” the richly dressed noble said.

“I… I shall take my leave now, My Lord,” Gvvalan said desperately trying to keep his voice from breaking.

“Very good, Gvvalan,” the baron replied.

Gvvalan walked away trying to keep his steps even until he was no longer in sight…

...then, bursting into tears, he fled.

The Baron of Eastladen held the glass to his snout and inhaled.

“It is as fine as a vintage as they say,” he said appreciatively, “I had hoped we would share it under better circumstances but—“

He cut his eyes back at his daughter, who had her tongue halfway down into the glass.

“Marruna,” he sighed with a weak smile, “Could you, this one time, at least try to practice decorum?”

Lady Marruna sucked her tongue back in.

They all turned to a distant mountain range as the planet’s moon started to rise above the peaks.

The Baroness nuzzled him fondly.

“Even after all of this time,” she sighed sadly, “I’ve never tired of that sight.”

As the moon continued to rise, the Baron turned to the small group.

“For over three quartrains the Eastladens have presided over this land, guided it through the years, the wars, the unification, and the peace that followed. Later, we helped guide our people into the very heavens themselves…”

He looked downward.

“And in the space of a single year, the last Baron of Eastladen ru

Hello, Survivors. First up in this update is the ability to pick up and carry a downed survivor. You can now throw them over your shoulders and bring them with you to victory.

Next up, Taego has received a lot of changes. Additional covers are added in some areas, and the terrain has also received improvements. Furthermore, Breakable Pots have items inside so break and loot! Error Space are special new zones marked on the map that can spawn items featured in other Battlegrounds, so make sure to check the map for locations.

In addition, Taego and Paramo have been added to the Ranked. The rulesets have also been changed accordingly, so check out the details below. Many changes have been made to Erangel’s hot place Pochinki, along with the Pony Coupe and Porter, Halloween decor and weather on Erangel, the new Trick-or-Treat Progressive M416, and more, so be sure to check them out below for full details.

14.1 HIGHLIGHTS

https://reddit.com/link/pxqumt/video/9sje3zn9wiq71/player

TAEGO UPDATES

TAEGO WORLD IMPROVEMENTS

https://preview.redd.it/oivnyl8vceq71.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c5d96e8dbb3c7099e35299a29cf0eaecb54654

Since the introduction of Taego, we have been continuously analyzing the play history to collect information about the overly advantageous areas on the map. As a result, we discovered that some regions of Taego have a relatively high win rate compared to others.

After checking the win rate of the most popular combat zones, objects and terrain improvements were made for the areas with a win rate of 75% or more.

• Improvements
  • Added cover to the mountain area north of the Palace and the river area east of the Terminal.
    • Fixed field of view, bends, and cover for areas where terrain composition is difficult to overcome.
  • Improved the cliff topography in the north of Buk San Sa area.
    • Corrected the height of the cliffside terrain, which was considered to be OP.
  • Reorganization of the topography around the School area.
    • After removing the surrounding trees, added fields.
  • Covers and hills have been reorganized.
    • Terrain improvements in some coastal areas.
  • Some mountain/river areas:
    • Green area: Added trees to the hillside.
    • Magenta Zone: Added flat terrain curves.
    • Sky Blue Zones: Added cover for areas that lack cover.

ERROR SPACE

https://preview.redd.it/2omq5uxwceq71.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d05e14a

They’re on standbi

I came across some translations a couple months ago of these Official Ace Attorney Fanclub Surveys. The surveys were done every few months, but stopped around 2016. The surveys would be about the different characters participating in various seasonal activities, and fans could vote on the best answer. Unfortunately, the original text is no longer accessible. The person who translated them had saved some of their notes from several years ago, but any surveys they missed are lost. They said that some of these are more like summaries rather than proper translations, since they didn't expect the original text to be removed from the site. The source for the original translation is here. They also did one for the Fanclub Surveys about The Great Ace Attorney characters in case anyone is interested. I only put the translations for the mainline characters down in this post. It isn't exclusively Edgeworth, but he is involved in each survey and some of the character's activities crossover with each other, so I figured I would include it all in the post. Here are the translations:

Spring is on its way and each of the AA cast members spent their day off in different ways. Who’s way of spending their day off sounds the most pleasant?

Phoenix: He finished unpacking his moving boxes and sorting his seasonal clothing. While he was packing away his ugly pink sweater and such, he happened across the complete works of Shakespeare at the bottom of one of the boxes, got completely absorbed in reading, and ended up abandoning his unpacking.

Mia: She went shopping at a department store for a new summer suit. On her way, she coincidentally ran into Maya, who was on her way to the agency to hang out, but then at some point Maya vanished. Mia tried calling her cell phone but she didn’t answer. “Don’t tell me she’s lost at her age,” Mia thought, and began to search for her. She found Maya transfixed by a rooftop Steel Samurai show. It seems that she was both exasperated and relieved.

Maya: She tagged along on Mia’s shopping trip, but the second she spied a poster for a rooftop Steel Samurai show, she made a beeline for the roof. She got into a cheering battle with a mean-looking elementary school boy and really enjoyed the show. When the show was over,

Pilot on me!!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Nothing, he was gladiator.

EDIT: WHY does reddit insist on ruining my formatting? Sigh... I'll see about sorting it out, but the formatting is already correct at this link: https://drive.google.com/file/d/13lNWC3LUxp8q96PtojZxixr-0IA39E_s/view?usp=sharing

EDIT2: I actually really don't know how to fix the formatting, because it looks fine on the edit screen, and then gets ruined once I save it. I know it's a pain, but please view this through the link above.

Hi! This is part 4 of a 4 part theory. If you haven't seen the first three parts, please refer to the links below. Also, I'll say at the start that I'm not nearly as confident in this theory as I am in part 3, but I connected as many dots as I could.

Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/GameTheorists/comments/s6gcem/photograph_theory_jerryterry_lore_analysis_part_1/? Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/GameTheorists/comments/s6gci7/p_i_z_z_a_theory_jerryterry_lore_analysis_part_2/? Part 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/GameTheorists/comments/s6gclp/the_boys_are_back_in_town_to_kill_you_theory/?

Kiss Me (Kill Me) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsF5EWOQN9Y)

Characters: • Officer 170476-1291 • Officer 04176-1291 • System Administrator • Miss Molly • the boys • thinliz_76 • Creator of GourdChat • R21-311098-013 Murder Victim • GourdCop • Gunshot Reporter • Speaker: Unknown Female • Friend (Lover) • Lover’s Father (You 2) • TL76 • First Responders • Officer 0821 • Shooter • Someone Else • Specialist Consultant

Disclaimer: For this video, I’m basically going to be copying the entire thing and ‘translating’ it into written format. I do this so that it’s easier to look back at all of the information, rather than having to skip around the video or take hundreds of screenshots. Also, the information is presented in a different way than the previous videos, making it difficult to just write out a series of events. In essence, I’m going to be using these as my notes.

Plot: Lover’s Father, referred to as LF from now on, is trying to log into the Ulsbridge Police Department Records Database. He attempts to log in with User ID: 170476-1291, but enters the wrong password three times, and gets locked out, with a warning that that administration has been notified. The computer then glitches out, and gives him access under User ID: 04176-1291 (This probably isn’t a critical piece of evidence, and may just be a typo, as the IDs are very similar). There are warnings on the computer that read “REMEMBER: All records within this database are CONFIDENTIAL.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

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The Atrekna descended on another system, eager to add its positioning and resources to their ever growing empire. It fell quickly, being only lightly defended by some of the Herd Lords. There was the wreckage of lemur creations scattered around, but the archeoreversion attack had done its job and done it well enough that even the bodies were buried.

They sunk the system down and adjusted the stellar mass until it was dim and red.

The last of the Herd Lords went down shooting under the red sun, trampling a Young One that had gotten to cocky and thought that it could not be defeated by a desperate Herd Lord. The psionic attacks had come heavy and hard, mind thrusts and ego whips striking his mental defenses hard enough that phasic sparks showered from the Herd Lord's hide. The homing crystals, fired from the Atrekna weapons, shattered on his Substance W armor, the psychic shielding of his helmet let him withstand even insinuations to his id that he was worthless and psychic blasts almost point blank.

Finally he fell beneath heavy psychic crushes, still wildly firing his weapons.

At the very end he reached up onto his combat harness with all four hands and pulled four rings away from canisters.

The explosion took out four more Young Ones and badly wounded an Ancient One who had come to observe the last desperate fight of the last remaining Herd Lord.

Once that was done, the Atrekna turned their attention to the populace and the planet itself.

First, they wiped away the cities, the roads, the industrial sites. The dim sun shown as they destroyed it all, driving the little furry peoples out into the wilderness that the Atrekna had brought up to replace the defeated civilization.

Then they examined the sentient species itself.

It was small, barely half the height of a Herd Lord. Covered in thick warming fuzz, the Atrekna knew that the sentient could survive the cool days and cold nights which were comfortable to the Atrekna. Their minds were fully capable of processing the emotions that the Atrekna fed on. Their slightly chubby bodies contained the caloric reserves to host Atrekna larvae and the horror of what was happening would ensure that the larvae would grow quickly into a

It was about a weak back.

https://preview.redd.it/1913f55cwys71.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67849063e5f7d15d02aa7f6a3abed186e2b60c42

Hello, Survivors. First up in this update is the ability to pick up and carry a downed survivor. You can now throw them over your shoulders and bring them with you to victory.

Next up, Taego has received a lot of changes. Additional covers are added in some areas, and the terrain has also received improvements. Furthermore, Breakable Pots have items inside so break and loot! Error Space are special new zones marked on the map that can spawn items featured in other Battlegrounds, so make sure to check the map for locations.

In addition, Taego and Paramo have been added to the Ranked. The rulesets have also been changed accordingly, so check out the details below. Many changes have been made to Erangel’s hot place Pochinki, along with the Pony Coupe and Porter, Halloween decor and weather on Erangel, the new Trick-or-Treat Progressive M416, and more, so be sure to check them out below for full details.

UPDATE 13.2 PATCH REPORT

https://youtu.be/56DgdrQhbOg

CONSOLE LIVE MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE

• PDT: 13 Oct 9 PM – 14 Oct 4 AM
• CEST: 14 Oct 6 AM – 1 PM
• KST: 14 Oct 1 PM – 8 PM

TAEGO UPDATES

TAEGO WORLD IMPROVEMENTS

https://preview.redd.it/lhvrix2gwys71.jpg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8692c72b0cb8e9af54d53c08846b6b9284b0ff73

Since the introduction of Taego, we have been continuously analyzing the play history to collect information about the overly advantageous areas on the map. As a result, we discovered that some regions of Taego have a relatively high win rate compared to others. After checking the win rate of the most popular combat zones, objects and terrain improvements were made for the areas with a win rate of 75% or more.

• Improvements
  • Added cover to the mountain area north of the Palace and the river area east of the Terminal.
    • Fixed field of view, bends, and cover for areas where terrain composition is difficult to overcome.
  • Improved the cliff topography in the north of Buk San Sa area.
    • Corrected the height of the cliffside terrain, which was considered to be OP.
  • Reorganization of the topography around the School area.
    • After removing the surrounding trees, added fields.
  • Covers and hills have been reorganized.
    • Terrain improvements in some coastal areas.
  • Some mountain/river areas:
    • Green

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!