A panda walks up to an outdoor diner.

She orders a salad, eats it, then draws a gun and fires it into the sky. Then walks away.

"WTF," said the waiter.

As the panda walks away, she shouts "I'm a panda....Look it up."

The waiter googles Panda and sees

Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

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