I'm asking for a friend.
Locked in a baesement
The Chicken Fettugenie!
Somewhere over the rainbow
I needed to run to Home Depot just a little while ago, and my eight year old son has been driving my wife insane, so he was sent with me. He asked a hundred questions about what tool does what and why I needed this or that. Despite my distracted supervision, he surely mixed up several loose nuts and bolts.
At the exit of the self checkout line, there's a massive gumball machine that holds massive gumballs. I rarely carry change, so he's out of luck.
Sonny Boy: Dad, can I have a quarter?
Me (checking out): Nope. Don't have one.
Sonny Boy: You don't have any cents?
Me: If I had any cents, I'd have left you at home tonight.
No, he didn't get it, and I'm shocked he set it up so well by saying cents. But, the dude in the line next to me let out a solid guffaw. We made the satisfying, knowing eye contact of two dad joke aficionados. I'm glad someone else heard it.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
Because you won't find a single Q in any of them.
"From the top of your head, usually," I replied.
Forever 23
Asking for a frond.
I've arrived at the liquor store
The jokes would go over everyone's head
But it only had tuna half stars.
About three inches off the ground.
My daughter told me this joke and if it gave you a chuckle, please consider donating to her fundraiser for the American Heart Association! http://www2.heart.org/goto/heartwarming
Because they have lots of parks! Parks everywhere!
From footballers, singers, former presidents, normal people, they're everywhere.
The Crow Bar
"I've heard Men's Warehouse isn't too bad."
My cousin's boyfriend everybody >_<
I said, a table is an excellent place to eat.
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