Good looking people are always busy
I could tell you why, but I'm busy right now
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People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...
must love it unconditionally.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
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Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
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︎ Jul 03 2020
People ask me how I got so good at martial arts
I have a senseitional trainer
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︎ Jul 21 2020
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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︎ May 28 2019
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now Iβm just dating myself
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I had to borrow my friendβs trumpet because I sounded too good on my own, and people would be jealous!
I didnβt want to toot my own horn.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
Sir Good, what do people say to you when you leave in the evening?
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︎ May 30 2020
People ask me how I take such good care of my herb garden...
Really I have nothing but thyme
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︎ May 25 2020
Some people say I'm pretty good at using spreadsheets
Others say I Excel at using them
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︎ Dec 21 2019
The people on r/specialzedtools don't know a good pun when they see one
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︎ Nov 02 2019
During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
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︎ Oct 08 2019
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What foods are especially good for young people?
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︎ Nov 19 2019
Some people think the Pittsburgh Steelers have a good starting QB in "Duck" Hodges
But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...
...Because on every play...
There's fowl on the field.
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︎ Dec 15 2019
I donβt know why people are always confused when I tell them how good I am at golf.
I just tell people I am subpar.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
You know, I'm such a good singer, people always ask me to sing solo
......solo they can't hear me.
Coincidentally, they also ask me to sing tenor.
.....tenor twelve miles away.
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︎ Aug 06 2019
It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
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︎ Jul 18 2018
Why are curious people so good at singing?
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︎ Jan 09 2019
Pilots are usually pretty good people.
Unless theyβre working, then theyβre not real down to earth.
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︎ Aug 08 2019
I've got a relative that's really good at stopping people sneezing..
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︎ Sep 02 2019
5/4 people admit they arenβt good with fractions
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︎ Apr 30 2019
Some people say I'm really good at blowing air around the room
But honestly I'm not a fan
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︎ Jul 12 2019
Most comedians are good, trustworthy people.
Yep, they're a bunch of stand up guys.
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Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?
Because they act like they always herd you.
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︎ May 19 2019
People said this sub was really good...
WTH guys, I can't even eat this -_-
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︎ Jun 20 2019
People who smoke weed are good gamblers
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︎ Jun 04 2019
What is a good relationship between two people named James called?
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Some people just can't appreciate a good dad joke these days :/
I can't post a picture so here
Also, I know this isn't really a joke post, so I'll just put one here.
Where do horses live?
In a neeeeeeighborhood!
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︎ Jul 08 2019
People with two buttholes wouldn't be very good reporters
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︎ May 15 2018
Which state in the US has people saying good morning all the time?
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
Y'know, a lot of people really look down on prostitutes, but they're pretty good people.
After all, they do give you a bang for your buck.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
Want to hear a good way to see how many people are following you
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︎ Feb 02 2019
People who've never had sex in life can never be good actors, they might get lights, camera, but they never get action.
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︎ Jan 30 2019
People who are good listeners...
Are actually ear-responsible
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︎ Nov 10 2018
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
People are usually shocked when they find out Iβm not a very good electrician.
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︎ Sep 18 2019
People are usually shocked when they find out Iβm not a very good electrician
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︎ Jan 12 2019
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
People are usually shocked when they find out Iβm not a good electrician.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
People are usually shocked when they find out Iβm not a good electrician
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︎ May 31 2019
It's always shocking when people find out I'm not a good electrician.
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