Good looking people are always busy

I could tell you why, but I'm busy right now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...

must love it unconditionally.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jitspoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?

Their ancestors are vi-kings.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazertheRedditer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.

It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nathan0492
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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People ask me how I got so good at martial arts

I have a senseitional trainer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chatters01
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.

Now I’m just dating myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I had to borrow my friend’s trumpet because I sounded too good on my own, and people would be jealous!

I didn’t want to toot my own horn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Sir Good, what do people say to you when you leave in the evening?

Good Knight

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πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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People ask me how I take such good care of my herb garden...

Really I have nothing but thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRowdiest
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Some people say I'm pretty good at using spreadsheets

Others say I Excel at using them

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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The people on r/specialzedtools don't know a good pun when they see one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_toppo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me

Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?

Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trowj
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What foods are especially good for young people?

Pro-teens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Some people think the Pittsburgh Steelers have a good starting QB in "Duck" Hodges

But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...

...Because on every play...

There's fowl on the field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dave89701
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I don’t know why people are always confused when I tell them how good I am at golf.

I just tell people I am subpar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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You know, I'm such a good singer, people always ask me to sing solo

......solo they can't hear me.

Coincidentally, they also ask me to sing tenor.

.....tenor twelve miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpaghettiSquawk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Why are curious people so good at singing?

Because they inquire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Velociripper
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Pilots are usually pretty good people.

Unless they’re working, then they’re not real down to earth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mndaver24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I've got a relative that's really good at stopping people sneezing..

My auntie, Histamine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tastydoosh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Some people say I'm really good at blowing air around the room

But honestly I'm not a fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Most comedians are good, trustworthy people.

Yep, they're a bunch of stand up guys.

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πŸ“…︎ May 22 2017
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Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?

Because they act like they always herd you.

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πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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People said this sub was really good...

WTH guys, I can't even eat this -_-

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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People who smoke weed are good gamblers

They always roll high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goodfacts192837
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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What is a good relationship between two people named James called?

James bond

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterOfTheSocks
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Some people just can't appreciate a good dad joke these days :/

I can't post a picture so here
Also, I know this isn't really a joke post, so I'll just put one here.
Where do horses live?
In a neeeeeeighborhood!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadowbandits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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People with two buttholes wouldn't be very good reporters

They're very biased.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinecrafTech
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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Which state in the US has people saying good morning all the time?

Ohio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YuHaoLevi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneidamojo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Y'know, a lot of people really look down on prostitutes, but they're pretty good people.

After all, they do give you a bang for your buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monokodoesstuff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Want to hear a good way to see how many people are following you

Turn around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crusader94556
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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People who've never had sex in life can never be good actors, they might get lights, camera, but they never get action.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/syheadafsar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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People who are good listeners...

Are actually ear-responsible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkseidHS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_DaRock_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marissakalyn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Temptedllama
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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It's always shocking when people find out I'm not a good electrician.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TuskenRaiders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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