Good looking people are always busy
I could tell you why, but I'm busy right now
People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...
must love it unconditionally.
Made it while watching BvS. Idk why people hate it, it's a good movie
Why are people from Norway so good at editing files in Linux?
Their ancestors are vi-kings.
Yesterday, one of my good friends told me that I often make people feel uncomfortable by violating their personal space.
It was an incredibly hurtful thing to say and it completely ruined our bath.
People ask me how I got so good at martial arts
I have a senseitional trainer
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now I’m just dating myself
I had to borrow my friend’s trumpet because I sounded too good on my own, and people would be jealous!
I didn’t want to toot my own horn.
Sir Good, what do people say to you when you leave in the evening?
People ask me how I take such good care of my herb garden...
Really I have nothing but thyme
Some people say I'm pretty good at using spreadsheets
Others say I Excel at using them
The people on r/specialzedtools don't know a good pun when they see one
During my trip to Madrid I was staying at this small motel when I grew pretty ill. Thankfully the people at the front desk sent the on call doctor over and he was able to fix me up real quick. I told him I didn't expect such a small place to have such a good doctor, to which he told me
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
You know why theater people say "break a leg" instead of good luck?
Because if you do, you'll end up in a cast!
What foods are especially good for young people?
Some people think the Pittsburgh Steelers have a good starting QB in "Duck" Hodges
But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...
...Because on every play...
There's fowl on the field.
I don’t know why people are always confused when I tell them how good I am at golf.
I just tell people I am subpar.
You know, I'm such a good singer, people always ask me to sing solo
......solo they can't hear me.
Coincidentally, they also ask me to sing tenor.
.....tenor twelve miles away.
It's good to see people that carrot about world peas.It might seem corny, but to achieve world peas we have to beet the bad guys.
Why are curious people so good at singing?
Pilots are usually pretty good people.
Unless they’re working, then they’re not real down to earth.
I've got a relative that's really good at stopping people sneezing..
5/4 people admit they aren’t good with fractions
Some people say I'm really good at blowing air around the room
But honestly I'm not a fan
Most comedians are good, trustworthy people.
Yep, they're a bunch of stand up guys.
Why do people think border collies are such good listeners?
Because they act like they always herd you.
People said this sub was really good...
WTH guys, I can't even eat this -_-
People who smoke weed are good gamblers
What is a good relationship between two people named James called?
Some people just can't appreciate a good dad joke these days :/
I can't post a picture so here
Also, I know this isn't really a joke post, so I'll just put one here.
Where do horses live?
In a neeeeeeighborhood!
People with two buttholes wouldn't be very good reporters
Which state in the US has people saying good morning all the time?
Y'know, a lot of people really look down on prostitutes, but they're pretty good people.
After all, they do give you a bang for your buck.
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
Want to hear a good way to see how many people are following you
People who've never had sex in life can never be good actors, they might get lights, camera, but they never get action.
People who are good listeners...
Are actually ear-responsible
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician
People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician
It's always shocking when people find out I'm not a good electrician.
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