A list of puns related to "Good Doctor"
He had lots of patients
Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
The good news is that I no longer hear any voices. And the bad news is that my girl friend left me. But weirdly though, she left a mannequin in my bed.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inn Physician
"But I'll have to tell that to your widow."
I lack the Patients
Doc: Your weight problem is because of your "seafood" diet... Me: (puzzled) Doc: When you "see food", you eat.
Me: Bad news first.
Doc: You have an inoperable brain tumor.
Me: And the good news.
Doc: Itβs all in your head.
A patient had broken her thumb and was complaining about difficulty using electronics. I said something to the effect of "I guess you'll have to learn how to be more ambidextrous"
And the doctor replied "I think they call that ambiTEXTrous"
I cringed, I laughed. Mostly cringed though.
He said, "The good news is, you have twenty four hours left to live."
I said, "Doctor, what do you mean?! If that's the good news, what's the bad news?"
My doctor said, "Well, I forgot to call you yesterday."
The girlfriend tells me "I'm just going to fill out some papers so they'll accept me as a patient."
"We'll don't be in a hurry to get the papers" I said "They won't take you if you're not patient"
Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
Patient: Good news please. Doctor: we're naming a disease after you.
Patient: Tell me the bad news first!
Doctor: Sure. The bad news is that there is no good news.
Patient: Well? What is the good news then?
Doctor: That there is no bad news either.
They have patients.
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