I can't find the thread anymore, but someone here commented a few weeks back that they felt Pierce dominated the series too much and would like to know what the most Hawkeye-light episode is.
I beleive I have just come to it in my watching order: 6.22 "Temporary Duty," where Pierce and a nurse do an officer exchange with the 8063, but we don't actually see their expiriences there. Hawkeye gets one scene at the beginning, plus the tag, but the rest of the episode focuses on the camp dealing with the visiting doctor (Goober Pyle) and nurse (Hot Lip's nursing school girlfriend).
I bear an unfortunate name that has caused much pain and misery in my life, due to its association with a certain popular, long-running television show and an offshoot thereof.
Particularity during my time in the Marine Corps, and most particularly during ITS (Infantry Training School).
So piss on Andy, Barney, Goober, Floyd the Barber, Opey, And Aunt Bea!
The fictional town of Mayberry and all its fictional inhabitants can go to hell.
And Fuck Sergeant Carter and Gomer Pyle!
I couldn’t sneak past Staff Sergeant Clemens’ office without the bastard seeing me. It was always the same:
“Hey, Gomer! Get in here!”
Shit! Here we go again.
“Let’s hear it!”
“I’d rather not.”
“I don’t Give a shit! I gave you an order, Marine!”
Best just to get it over with. In a passing imitation of a certain well-meaning but not particularly bright fictional Marine, I bellowed out “Shazaaam!!”
“Ah, hahahahaha!! That shit cracks me up every time! You sound just like him, too! Now get out of my office!”
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
