I can’t find my copy of the movie Gone in Sixty Seconds!

It was here a minute ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clitsdontexist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2022
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A old fellow gets new glasses.

He tells his friend, I've gone sixty-seven years without glasses. Now they tell me I'll need them every day. His friend replies I've gone eighty-two years, and not needed glasses a day in my life. Oh yeah? Says the first old-timer. How's that? Because, says the second, I take my liqour from a bottle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoRacingTeam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2014
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