The son said, “What’s slash dad jokes?” Kids, right!
http://imgur.com/a/voxEK
Not sure if imgur links are allowed either. I've never posted to this sub before and the rules are a little confusing but my uncle makes me laugh so I wanted to share
My mum and dad had separated by this point and he was picking me up from the town centre where I was with a girl I was seeing, named Jenni. After introducing herself my father paused for a second, let out a slight smirk and replied "What, from the block?" slapped his thigh and let out a hearty dad-chuckle.
when I was visiting my mum I hadn't showered for a few days, She said to me 'Blade, I can't have a dirty son.' Me: 'Then would you rather have a dirty moon?
Apparently this guy's YouTube channel is 100s of videos of dad jokes: http://youtu.be/jfC04AAnAb4
He said, no it doesn't.
A narcissis-stick?
Adult leader training with the boy scouts this weekend was a goldmine
and the dadliest dad i've ever heard dropped this one on his unsuspecting wife...
wife: i think i'm going to run down to the store, can you keep an eye on the kids?
dadliest dad: you know, if you just drive down it would probably be a lot quicker.
wife: okay, thanks for the suggestion smartypants.
dadliest dad: <smirkliest smirk>
the wifes response to this goldmine made me realize that he is, indeed, a walking(unlike his wife), talking, dadjoke.
