He was resisting a rest.
9 times out of 10 they are Grovers.
Because they were always on different planes.
Millipedia
I want a chickened opinion.
... they said just this once, they would let it slide
" I dont know but they Buterfly pretty fast"
I made this joke when I was like ten
A painful reminder that LIFE comes at you fast.
Both were in a cope pit.
It's a breathtaking experience!
The Baa-hamas
Edit: Just heard this joke on Scooby-Doo and the Lock Ness Monster
There would be nowhere to put all the CΓ©line Fans.
Because the liquor stores will be closed for 2 days.
They're trained for that!
(Mj)
Finland
I told him that must have been sole destroying.
Theyβre pointless.
So, she walks over and takes a seat next to him on the bench, turns to him and says, "Sorry to bother you. I know this may be a little forward but I would love to grab coffee with you some time."
Flattered, the man responds, "Sure... but what makes you so certain you and I would get along so well?"
"Well..." the woman says. "A couple things, actually. I noticed you were wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt. Iron Maiden are my favorite band of all time. When they went on their reunion tour in 1999, my parents took me to see them in Cleveland. I was 12 years old and it was the first concert I ever went to. I absolutely love Iron Maiden."
The man can't believe it.
"I saw them play Cleveland in '99! First concert I ever went to on my own. My best friend Jimmy Spitz and I told our parents we were sleeping at each others' houses, snuck out, took a bus into the city and saw them play at the Plain Dealer Pavillion!"
Naturally, they're both shocked.
"If that isn't weird enough..." says the woman. "I noticed you're reading Mark Twain. I was a communications major in university and I actually wrote my thesis on Mark Twain and how he used satire as a lens to comment on current events of the time, comparing him to satirical news sources of today. He's my favorite author."
Now the man is really taken aback, "Get out of here! I was an English major in university! I specialized in 19th century American literature and this is like my fourth or fifth time reading Tom Sawyer, I absolutely love Mark Twain."
They both can't believe it...this has got to be a match made in heaven.
"Ok..." the woman says. "Well, buckle up because here's the icing on the cake. I noticed you're eating a prune. Prunes are my absolute favorite fruit. When I was a kid, my grandfather lived on a farm. He had an orchard that mainly grew apples and some lemons, but he knew how much my sister and I loved prunes so he kept a couple of plum trees. Every year at the end of the summer, we'd go up and harvest the plums with him. He'd dry them and by the time we'd go back to his place for Thanksgiving he'd always have those prunes saved just for us. They're my favorite fruit! I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say?"
The man puts down his fruit and responds,
"It's a date!"
Finland!
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
Heβs my spirit guide.
Edit: Thanks guys.
Pear-is
vagus
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
He made the whole day very anti- climb- atic.
I don't know whether Hemsworth it.
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
The spacebar
Student: "Sir, someone nutted on the floor!"
Me: *Begins to get angry* *Turns around... there's a hex nut on the floor*
Me: "Well played."
Because they need a parent signature
He always wants to practice his chipping.
I rent an Airbrb
I can't believe it's not better.
He had a roughage childhood.
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
I thought, "That's unlikely... it's a basic skill, isn't it?"
They all startled "what happened?" I reply "it's Sharp!"
They murmured something and left the room...
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.
(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)
Looks like weβll be spending two weeks behind the fridge.
It said bear left, so we went home.
I suppose we aren't gonna work out.
