Go For Jog Puns

A list of puns related to "Go For Jog"

Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?

You might step in a poodle!

(from my 70 year old uncle)

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👤︎ u/Melvin-_-_-Marvelous
📅︎ Mar 11 2021
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I feel sick every time I go for a jog

It’s a running gag

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👤︎ u/02K30C1
📅︎ Oct 13 2021
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My name is Aaron. My son's name is Aaron too. Every morning, we go for a jog together.

When my wife asks where we went, I tell her we were just running Aarons.

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👤︎ u/Cronenberg_C137
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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Every night I tell my wife I’m going out for a jog, but I don’t go, and she knows it

It’s a running joke.

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👤︎ u/eggs_bacon_toast
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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Always poop before you go for a jog.

Otherwise you might get the runs.

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👤︎ u/AZREDFERN
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...

It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...

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👤︎ u/cockneybastard
📅︎ Aug 31 2022
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Every morning at the breakfast table, I tell my kids I'm going for a jog, but then I don't.

It's a running joke.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Apr 27 2022
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For the past five years, I’ve said that i’m going to start jogging, but I never have

It’s starting to become a running joke at this point

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👤︎ u/owarner40
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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So I was talking to a buddy

I was catching up with a friend after a busy week for the both of us. I asked if he had time to go for his jog this week. He told me he couldn't remember.

I told him to go for one so he could re-jog his memory.

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👤︎ u/cantaloupe_elope
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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Ever since the pandemic started, every morning I proudly announce to my family that I’m going for a jog and then I don’t...

It’s my longest running joke of the year so far...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 27 2020
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Every day at breakfast, I announce that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It was my longest running joke of the year.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of this year.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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Every morning for the last 6 months I've announced loudly that I'm going for a jog. Then didn't....

It's a running joke.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jun 09 2021
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Because of the covid-19 lockdowns, every morning for the past year, I announce proudly to my family that I’m going for a jog… and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of the year.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ May 13 2021
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Every morning for the past six months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.

It's my longest running joke of the year.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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Every morning at breakfast, I tell my family that I’m going for a jog, and then I don’t.

It’s my longest running joke of the year.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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Every morning for the past 6 months, I announce loudly to my family that I'm going for a jog, and then I don't.

It's my longest running joke this year.

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👤︎ u/Nickelm_
📅︎ Oct 27 2018
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