Glenn Talbot Puns

I'm rewatching the series for the third time. In season 2 episode 1, we meet Glenn Talbot's son for the first time. Carla says he is 11. So in 2018 (season 5), he should be 15 or 16. But he still looks 11. What happened?

just as question says

Powers are allowed

It was said that Ruby's genetic was optimize for infusion yet after 8% she is already out of control and eating her away. But Talbot is just a regular dude, not even inhuman aka Daisy, how can he willy nilly become Graviton? It's like "being design for the infusion process" does not even make a difference. Red Skull got the serum and he got a deformed face and Talbot just comes out perfectly normal? The Graviton reveal was great but all the backstory on Hale and Ruby becomes moot.

ETA: I am not having problems with Ruby losing control because of the voices, I am having problems with Talbot not having any problems from the Gravitonium. His mind state may be strong enough/unhinged enough to suppress/control the voices but that doesn't negate the fact that his body an ordinary human body can go through the process without a single side effect. And if you say "anybody can get in the chamber, he's just lucky", then my point is, Ruby's engineered DNA backstory becomes irrelevant.

Talbot succeeds in defeating Quake, and waits until Thanos arrives in Wakanda. There, they confront each other. Who wins?

Round 1: Thanos has no stones

Round 2: Thanos has the Power Stone

Feats for Talbot:

Can fly on his own power at similar speeds to Quake, estimated at 300-400 mph

Lifted the Quinjet and used it to fly himself around

Summoned 100+ foot tall stone spikes out of the ground

Had passive shields that made him bulletproof; even a supersonic speedster can’t break through them

Flipped over 2 SUVs

Can drink people Cell-style

Casually crushed four bulletproof beings to a pulp simultaneously with a flick of the wrist

Tanked a blast that launched him into space at Mach 33 (escape velocity). He suffered no visible physical damage, and only died of suffocation.

In an alternate timeline, caused a 12.8 earthquake on the Richter Scale

Weaknesses: Needs to eat, drink, sleep, and breathe

Is Glenn Talbot supposed to be some minor hero/villain? I can’t seem to find anything on him. I have loved his character development throughout the seasons. Going from enemy to ally to enemy again. Just curious if he is supposed to represent some unmentioned character.

Respect Black

Talbot wiki page

• Feats only. No character statements.
• Talbot's brain is somehow shielded from telepathy and telekinesis.
• Takes place in the Rocky Mountains.

Talbot has been featured in nearly every episode this season, and he's developed a small group of fans. I want to show my support of him by rocking that mustache on my flair.

Darth Vader VS He who must not be named VS Glenn Talbot/Graviton.

Battle takes place on Coruscant.

#Respect Carl "Crusher" Creel

"Creel was a boxer, nicknamed the Crusher. Turns out any opponent has a glass jaw when you have steel fists under your gloves. Garrett thought he'd be an asset. Now, once Creel touches a substance, he can absorb it and somehow consciously transform the molecules of his body into that substance. He wouldn't tell us how, but he enjoys the way it feels... Almost as much as he enjoys killing." - Grant Ward

Carl Creel was previously a highly-respected boxer known as "Crusher" who underwent HYDRA experiments where he gained the ability to transform into any material he touches. When S.H.I.E.L.D. deemed him too dangerous, they sent over John Garrett to terminate him but he instead faked his death and had him brainwashed as an assassin for HYDRA. After a run-in with S.H.I.E.L.D. concerning a very dangerous object, he was captured and put into the custody of General Glenn Talbot where he eventually broke free from HYDRA's mental control and became Talbot's personal bodyguard. When Talbot was put out-of-commission by a bullet to the head, Creel lived a quiet life before reluctantly joining General Hale's team.

All feats are from Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the episode sources to them can be found by hovering over them.

Skill

• Takes out four armed S.H.I.E.L.D. agents.
• Beats up a couple of mech guards.
• Fights handedly with Ruby Hale.

Strength

• Rips a ball and chain from a guard rail.
• Shoves aside a hotdog stand.
• Charges through a glass doorway.
• Knocks out Lance Hunter with a single blow.
• Snaps a man's neck with his bare hands.
• Tears a mech's head off.
• Sends Ruby spinning through the air with a knee strike.

Durability

• Drops from a 25 foot floor unharmed.
• Gets stunned by a taser launcher specially suited for superhuman targets.
• Tanks Lincoln Campbell's electricity before absorbing an insulator.
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I feel very excited for The Future of The Modern MCU we have today and the release of WandaVision that's on Disney+, and It has inspired me to continue where I left off with Phase 1 of My Pitch for If we got An MCU during the Early 2000s before the current MCU we have today.

In case if you're wondering how this universe will work, The Early 2000s MCU Franchise that I've pitched will consist of The Marvel Heroes We saw in Live-Action during the early 2000s, and the universe will consist of The Fantastic Four, The X-Men, Spider-Man, Ang Lee's Hulk, Daredevil, and 20th Century FOX, SONY, and Universal Pictures would be involved with creating the franchise.

You guys can read Phase 1 here and comment your thoughts on it:

Phase 1 Of My Pitch For An Early 2000s MCU Franchise

So Here's how I'd write Phase 2 of My Early 2000s Marvel Cinematic Universe:

1.) X-Men 3: Dark Phoenix (2007)

• These few tweaks to the 3rd X-Men Movie were inspired by fatherandyriley.
• The film starts with the Phoenix Force and the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak arriving on Earth in a meteorite million of years in the past. It then shows the origins of the Juggernaut and how he was the stepbrother of Professor X.
• The scene shows A fight between Magneto and Banshee, Jean Grey, and Cyclops in the same area of the meteorite that landed before X-Men 1, and Jean Grey starts to absorb the Phoenix force and the Juggernaut secretly escapes.
• After the opening scene, it then cuts back to the present. We see Cyclops and Beast building the Danger Room and Cyclops is still grieving over Jean and he commissioned the Danger Room as he wants the team to be prepared as he doesn't want to lose any more teammates.
• We then see Juggernaut and Black Tom Cassidy robbing a bank and the X-Men fight them. The scene would show the leadership skills of Cyclops, but they escape. Afterward, Cyclops confides in Wolverine that he's doubting his leadership skills and considers stepping down as leader in favor of Storm but Wolverine reassures him.
• The Danger Room is now finished and we see the X-Men doing a training session. After the training session, the X-Men find out Jean Grey is still alive and bring her back to the mansion.
• Logan shows that he's starting to make good progress on regaining his memories and he starts studying to become a histo

Captain Gamma Captain Atom x Bruce Banner

Rick Raymond Rick Jones x Ronnie Raymond

Jason Cho Jason Rusch x Amadeus Cho

Gammahawk She-Hulk x Firehawk

Leonard Stein Doc Atom x Martin Stein

Felicity Ross Felicity Smoak x Betty Ross

Enemies

• Wade Ross: Wade Eiling x Thunderbolt Ross

• Oligarch: Multiplex x Leader

• Major Abomination: Major Force x Abomination

• Master Monarch: Maestro x Monarch

• Hammer and Nail: Hammer and Anvil x Punch and Jewelee

• Absorborg and Enorma: Absorbing Man and Titania x Cyborgirl and Giganta

• Boltax: Bolt x Zzzax

• Xempero: Xemnu x Despero

• Peacemaker: Peacemaker x Glenn Talbot

Slayer Deadshot x Paladin

Victoria Waller Victoria Hand x Amanda Waller

Rick Dugan Rick Flag x Dum Dum Dugan

Harlequin Harley Quinn x Jester

Pincer Scorpion x Captain Boomerang

King Rhino King Shark x Rhino

Richard Shang Richard Dragon x Shang Chi

Bronze Wolf Bronze Tiger x White Wolf

Killer Mach Killer Moth x Mach

Silver Shriek Silver Banshee x Songbird

Man-Blaster Man-Killer x Plastique

Sorcereress Toxie Doxie x Enchantress

Peacemaker Glenn Talbot x Peacemaker

Moonfrost Killer Frost x Moonstone

Termite Black Ant x Dwarfstar

The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.

Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.

The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:

"What's sarong with that?"

I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).

His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.

--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)

--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.

I would have a daughter

This bracket contains every unique hydra experiment in marvel. Most of which are from agents of shield.

1. Carl Creel (Absorbing Man) vs. Michael Peterson (Deathlok)
2. Wanda Maximoff (Scarlet Witch) vs. Bucky Barnes (Winter Soldier)
3. Pietro Maximoff (Quicksilver) vs. Ruby Hale (Destroyer of Worlds)
4. Glenn Talbot (Graviton) vs. Aida's Darkhold Body (Aida)
5. 1 vs 2
6. 3 vs 4

Winner: 5 vs 6

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/kvptu8/hydra_experiments_bracket_1/

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/kvpwnb/hydra_experiments_bracket_2/

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/kwc8gi/hydra_experiments_bracket_3/

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/kwc8yu/hydra_experiments_bracket_4/

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/l0d77i/hydra_experiments_bracket_5/

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/l2idvs/hydra_experiments_bracket_6/

https://www.reddit.com/r/FavoriteCharacter/comments/l5y4fw/hydra_experiment_bracket_finals/

But Bill kept the Windows

True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."

I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"

He responds, "it's dead grass."

I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"

.

.

.

He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.

You officially hit rock bottom

No it doesn't.

Now it’s syncing.

He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"

I will find you. You have my Word.

She said how do you know he was headed to work?

“thank you for your cervix.”

...sails are going through the roof.

Capital of Ireland

It's Dublin everyday

Made me smile

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

A taxi

In case if you're wondering how this universe will work, The Early 2000s MCU Franchise that I've pitched will consist of The Marvel Heroes We saw in Live Action during the early 2000s, and the universe will consist of The Fantastic Four, The X-Men, Sam Raimi's Spider-Man, Ang Lee's Hulk, Daredevil, and 20th Century FOX, Sony Pictures, and Universal Pictures would be the Major partners involved with creating the franchise.

You guys can read Phase 1 here and comment your thoughts on it if you haven't:

Phase 1 Of My Pitch For An Early 2000s MCU Franchise

So Here's how I'd write Phase 2 of My Early 2000s Marvel Cinematic Universe:

1.) X-Men 3: Dark Phoenix (2007)

• The film starts with the Phoenix Force and the Crimson Gem of Cyttorak arriving on Earth in a meteorite million of years in the past. It then shows the origins of the Juggernaut and how he was the stepbrother of Professor X. The scene shows A fight between Magneto and Banshee, Jean Grey, and Cyclops in the same area of the meteorite that landed before X-Men 1, and Jean Grey absorbs the Phoenix force and the Juggernaut secretly escapes.
• After the opening scene, it then cuts back the present. We see Cyclops and Beast building the Danger Room and Cyclops is still grieving over Jean and he commissioned the Danger Room as he wants the team to be prepared as he doesn't want to lose any more teammates.
• We then see Juggernaut and Black Tom Cassidy robbing a bank and the X-Men fight them. The scene would show the leadership skills of Cyclops, but they escape. Afterward, Cyclops confides in Wolverine that he's doubting his leadership skills and considers stepping down as leader in favor of Storm but Wolverine reassures him.
• The Danger Room is now finished and we see the X-Men doing a training session. After the training session, the X-Men find out Jean Grey is still alive and bring her back to the mansion.
• Logan shows that he's starting to make good progress on regaining his memories and he starts studying to become a history teacher at the mutant school and learning how to fly the jet.
• An overjoyed Cyclops spends the night with Jean Grey while Logan spends the night out in town and is followed by Banshee, Colossus, and Kitty Pryde. Logan spends time with Banshee, Colossus, and Kitty Pride In A bar, and he starts to bond with them.
• The group also gets into a confrontatio

And then you will all be sorry.