A list of puns related to "Glazin'"
Hey does anyone have these shades of the nabla skin glazin highlighter
--Independence -- Privilege --Lola
Thank you
So I acquired this Glazin Over gloss from INCredible in the shade "find your light...not mister right" and the color is this gorgeous juicy blood red. However, the formula on this stuff is killing me. It's super sticky and gets everywhere. Which is especially awful because it's very pigmented and is almost a bit of a stain.
Does anyone know of a lip product thats the same color, but a little more user friendly?
So the full story is: A bunch of fans made a highly NSFW (singing vaginas) fan video for the Jacuzzi Boys who loved it so much they deemed it the official video. It's apparently pretty hilarious so I want to see it but uh, it's impossible to find. Anybody seen it?
Article about this:
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2011/11/jacuzzi_boys_nsfw_glazin_video.php
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Theyβre on standbi
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