...and put away my autumn-mobile.
I replied, “I can knot.”
Times new ramen!
He replied "Chai, nah".
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"Yes, si vous plate."
So this dad likes to listen to his daughter's prayers every time she does them. One night when he is standing by her door, he overhears her say "God bless mom, God bless dad, God bless grandma, and goodbye grandpa." The dad is thinking "Ok that was pretty weird, but whatever."
The next morning, he learns that the grandpa DIED. He remembers what his daughter said last night and thinks "Ok umm this could all just be a coincidence" and he thinks nothing of it.
A month later and the daughter is doing the prayers again. "God bless mom, God bless dad, and goodbye grandma."
Once again, the dad learns the next morning, that the grandma has died from a heart attack. Now he's a little freaked out and thinks "This definitely cannot be a coincidence now, but it still could be, so whatever."
A few weeks later, he hears from his daughter's room, again, "God bless mom, and goodbye dad." Now he is totally freaking out because he thinks he's gonna die today. He spends all day being really cautious so he, you know, doesn't die. At 12:00am, he thinks "Yes! I made it! I didn't die!"
Once he gets home from work, he goes over and he tells his wife, "Honey, I've had a really bad day today and-"
The wife cuts in and says, "Yea me too! The mailman died on our porch!"
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It's the leash I can do.
You planet
Draw up some booprints.
There was no pie... only people reciting pi from memory. The pie was a lie
It was a wrap battle.
She hands me a pair a pants and says put these on. I tell her I don't think these will fit. She rolls her eyes and says no dad put these on me.
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Something fell off the bed and I was curious what it was.
Me: What was that? Wife: Ugh I kneed my phone off of the bed. Me: Why do you need your phone off of the bed?
International traveler: We bought ______ at the airport, duty free. Dad: Duty free, huh? No shit!
Leave house to celebrate New Year's Eve with friends.
Me : I'll be back tomorrow.
Dad : See ya next year!
...and put away my autumn-mobile.
Times New Ramen
They planet. 🙆♀️
